I awake, bleary eyed. Not too late, but not too early. I got a sale on ebay. Looks like it might be a good day off.

But, I figure fuck it, I'll roll back over for like 30 minutes or something.

So I go to roll.

And roll onto a wasp that has apparently been chilling out right next to me.

Now, where it came from? No idea. Did it crawl in through the AC unit? Did it fly in when I walked in the house last night?

WHO KNOWS.

Either way.

Needless to say I am quite awake afterwards.

Stung in the arm. The wasp is crippled also.

Later I need to leave to go get some stuff to ship the ebay sale.

As I walk back to the car, what is hanging out on the door?

A MUCH BIGGER WASP.

To paraphrase remaix I have evidently pissed off a wasp witch.

(For that one I crawled into the drivers seat from the passenger and then took off, letting it fly away.)