Literally also why I'm not allowed to play Franky from because 24/7 I would be giving him some weirdo different drinks s2f

RELATED -- I would really appreciate it if Nobunaga would stop telling people he can conquer them as a bat.

Klaus like, "That seems unlikely."

rofl

He likes the challenge

Shiranui would just shake his had and go no

THE MORE YOU DEFY HIM...

Nobo, no

Oda: your mind is saying no, but your heart is saying "show me so I can laugh"

:/

Klaus shooting into the dark like, "Does it make me less special if you're out there conquering all these people?"

Nobunaga: D: Nooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaabe you're the only one I'm conquering /CLINGS

Good job Klaus

Michael unable to hear the word conquering without thinking something sexual because of Nobunaga and Klaus. THANKS DEVIANTS

Loooooool

YW

Nobunaga even ruined the word cannibalism for him, now it’s sexy eating

Nobo is good at ruining things

It's the fun of it

roflmao

It is

Klaus and Nobunaga knew a werecougar once that ate people, so

Siffleur!

They're not that normal

Nobunaga mentioned him too and was like "Yeah Klaus, Tay-my second in command, and Valdis all got super pissed off at me and banned me from it :T"

Listen what's a little cannibalism between friends amirite?

Klaus banned him from being EATEN

I remember hearing about this

Yes. I like that we have to specify that "Klaus banned his husband from being eaten by a cougar."

Most people might naively assume that was implicit

How many stressful boyfriend/husband deaths must one human being go through in their life?

I love that Nobunaga still talks about Valdis

100%. He's pretty sure she'd like Lucifer but he wants to see her go toe to toe with Greed & Michael

TBF KLAUS YEAH THAT'S FAIR

lol I'm looking at that last one and thinking how Sail Ari would have been completely unbothered all "oh you know I am already in contract to an evil demon, whatever will I do?' laughing about it

(other people in this setting getting Concerned about her because contracts are even more serious business than she thinks they are)

ikr

Nobunaga LARPing that he will be absuive and evil meanwhile just goes back around to "Free yourself" in essence

tempted to reply to the last one with Michael wtf r u doin, I’m not swooning

Michael would love to meet Valdis, who clearly has to have an ungodly level of patience to deal with the idiot that is Nobunaga

She tolerates him very well XD

Take that you very serious rper!

He still has to ask Klaus if Nobunaga ever had a head injury. Or many.

HELLS VILLAGE IDIOT

SIR

HE IS THE MAJOR FOOL OF HELL OKAY OKAY

Nobunaga has had MANY MANY MANY head injuries

Absolute CTE PTSD here

He is totally the village idiot of Hell, ask anyone ever lmao

hell's majordodo

He is the major idiot of Hell /throws papers

asldkjasldkjas Spicy Deja Vu

Exacerangutan: Hiroe's favorite catnip

WHEEZING lmao this guy

I love him but also so glad Ari isn't trying to manage his reputation here lol, she would fail so badly

Yes

Hideyoshi would just

Also not survive

"Show he how shameless you can be."
Nobunaga: "Heh, OK, check THIS out!!! ... ..." ashamed

He’s like.. do you even think about what you’re going to say before you say it? SIR. Here is a book of pick up lines, he expects a full book report on his desk by Thursday.

Hiroe would point out that there are many areas in which he's brilliantly insightful. ......how cool and aloof he is... is not one of those areas.

Klaus just shaking their head off to the side

FRANKY MY LOVE

Yup

I LOVE FRANKY BUuuuuut my favorite Franky? Is not Franky oops

JUST TEA AND VEGGIE JUICE AND ANY OTHER WEIRD DRINK FUEL I CAN GET

Gatorade

smoothies

Frappes

THE POSSIBILITIES

Me: I'm never gonna like him D:< NOT EVER
Chopper: /desperately wanting to give him MORE drinks
CC: I LOVE HIM

accessories: The worst part is he DOES think he just.... does it anyway. It's like HE KNOWS how to be normal but is physically incapable of it

I am sitting here thinking several hours later about "What if we gave Franky pumpkin spice pumpkin juice :333333"

see opening I am a serious player

"he knows how to be normal but is physically incapable of it" is a mood tho

I mean he's got a point

Hiroe: maa maa, how rude...

Oda: if you're not a figment of imagination keep on surprising me.

Semi-related I have found the 4th weirdest piece of Nobunaga media today. First is still lotion samurai because wtaf

4th is a yaoi called "That Time a Yakuza Reincarnated Into Ranmaru Mori"

Nobunaga looks like Ling from FMA in it. That's all I wish to add.

It's weird. Not Lotion Samurai levels but you know. Weird.

if reincarnation for some psychotic reason flowed backwards

one more for Mitsuhide's Deadpan side eye lol

Nobunaga biting is not hello

Klaus isn't sure. It seems like hello to them

rofl "you really are a biter"

100%

Nobunaga returns from battle, bites.

Nobunaga: I can dominate anyone anywhere anytime even as a bat!
Also Nobunaga: /trying to con Keith out of candy with the power of cuteness and too proud to ask for an order lol/ I could tell you a story

hmm press x to doubt

https://heckingame.dream... MillisaK related to their discussion about Nobunaga sacrificing himself

Oh I love this so much, great story Nobunaga.

Ari, cynically: you know those aren't actually stars?
Also Ari: finds some way to get Nobunaga a bit of meteorite (very favorable trade) for the symbolism