I'm sure I've heard many of them but I'm also sure you have boundless AA hot takes

theggnator: having come back to AAI I think the vast fandom is very boring about narumitsu even as someone who likes them. I want them to have the energy of the couple that were high school sweethearts who are emotionally in different places but WILL NOT stop getting together and breaking up and getting together and breaking up

I do NOT want them coparenting Trucy I want them PRE-DIVORCED!!!!!!!

lukewarm take: I think franmaya has no canon evidence it's fine if you like it but I'm still mad it beat homumiko in a tumblr ship poll when they have A THEME SONG and DAUGHTERS

aa has almost no good f/f that doesn't have to be made up wholesale. we need to accept it gals. im sorry but we do

franmaya did WHAT

bOOOO

IT DID ITS A TRAVESTY!!!!!!!

I love f/f as much as anybody but we can do better. even fradrian which also had comparatively little has more canon substance than franmaya

i never have understood that pairing, man

it's very pair the spares to me, like theoretically the dynamic would be cute but like. do they ever talk

please accept it is made up LMAOOOO

no

they never talk, ever

I looked this up once, lmao. I don't think Franziska ever unambiguously directly speaks to Maya.

I'm not even mad at it existing I'm glad there's more yuri in the universe but please stop trying to make fanon canon

listen, I understand making something outta nothing, but like a spade is a spade and you are correct.