is his garage so full he can't park it there? Does he ride it around his living room from couch to kitchen? Does it have its own bed and he tucks it in at night?

that must smell so awful in that apartment from the exhaust...

Right? And the carbon monoxide??

oh man, that too... it just seems like the worst spot to start up a motorcycle!

Yeah he didn't walk it out and then start it, he came out the door riding it with it already on, and the. put the kickstand down to close and lock the door.

which is 100x worse

ohh yuck!! why...

oh my god there are some decisions being made here

and he's maybe in his 50s/60s? So not a dumbass teenager. Also no helmet.

which is illegal here.

clearly age has no ownership of dumbassery

tis true

UH

UM

I just sat there dumbfounded looking out the window going: surely that isn't what just happened.

he didn't come back while I was in my office so I dunno if he rode it back inside..

my husband just saw the guy do it again. Which is good because it means I didn't hallucinate this insanity, but wild because that means he legit stores his motorcycle in his living room.

And these apartments HAVE ATTACHED GARAGES.

I'm so

carbon monoxide! gas fumes! tire gunge! motor stench!

nooo...why!!

it's gotta be destroying the floor. Like the laminate is so cheap my cats are scuffing it up

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