holy SHIT

oh my god

ksdjgdkldkjsld

Extremely powerful

HIS NOW

step one: accidentally deadname a patient in front of a crowd (probably none of whom will see the patient again or remember this incident)
step two: lie to cover
step three: ensure that nobody will ever discover the lie by making it not a fucking lie

actual fae shit

Also if it's a cool name then hey. Recycling is good for the environment.

we stan a fae king

Next fucking level

“My name now. You can’t use it”

honestly picking a name that’s both intelligible to locals and also, like, generationally appropriate is a common immigrant struggle, and stealing the deadname of a similar-age trans person is an incredible way to handle this struggle

solidarity (unhinged)

This is absolutely fucking incredible

Yeah like if you were in the market for a name ANYWAY and that happened

That's as good a reason as any to settle on a name and better than some

good name taker

Benevolent fey behavior

In fact I think this happened in American Gods

this was a writing prompt on tumblr too

trying to trick a fae into taking someone's deadname so they could be rid of it

goddamn, that's so good

Nice ❤️

it's mine now. not yours. i'm taking.

reuse recycle

definitely secret fey

wow i actually got misty eyed reading that

Fae work in pharmacy now????

we've got an Underhill's Furniture in our town that i fear to walk into

they're branching out.