What

I'd do that if i worked at one and someone ordered the most complex pizza known to man and then immediately showed up for a pick up of the order and got pissy their deep dish with 13 and a half toppings wasn't cooked and ready yet.

I'd just go like " fuck it actually " and hop down the glorified fiery slip and slide of doughy doom known as the pizza oven

And this is why i am not employed at a pizza place

Honestly I would

*to

Huffie: Sometimes it gets a little too cold and lonely.../j

*too

Double whammy, does that mean I'm out

I guess so, sorry. To the pizza oven you go.

WHAT

What about my husband and kids😦

oven ig

WHAT ABOUT RICHARD THE CAT

Cat's fine

Live on for me and the family, Richard😔