Walter is "absolute unpredictable enigma"

arthur is, canonically, "chosen one but they are so sick of it"

eiffel is "tired harmless but gentle suburban dad", haha

Femme fatale with leather jacket, I guess.

Honestly yelena was the main reason I thought TLV!!! with this post combined with dead guy with key card being so SH. Though I feel bad for her being typecast

Jedao is a sad and strangely prescient jester

Frankie is a schemer, manipulator, 4D chessmaster

Kahl is not literally but spiritually a dead character near a locked door with a keycard

... can I do femme fatale sunshine optimist?

Not that Tendi wouldn't wear a leather jacket in pirate mode but she's pretty duel natured

Sebastian: villain who dialogues politely and eloquently
Gojyo: himbo with a heart of gold

Iris is the self aware fourth wall breaking side character and also an absolute unpredictable enigma

john 'himbo with a heart of gold' : )

Malcolm is sad and strangely prescient jester.

None of them fit! D:

Absolute unpredictable enigma x ingenue innocent sunshine optimist

Root is, arguably, femme fatale in a leather jacket

Natalie is "chosen one but so sick of it"

Sephchama: someone can be two things!

Hakkai is the villain who dialogues politely and eloquently, despite technically being a protagonist

Zhao Yunlan is the femme fatale in a leather jacket

John Silver is the schemer, manipulator, 4D chessmaster

Lol, ZYL the femme fatale

look, that show spends a lot of lovingly set up shots on what a sexy nonconformist he is

it tracks

I see no lies

alan is 100% self aware character who breaks the fourth wall (non comedic relief addition)

absolute unpredictable enigma (from pov of other characters in the canon and also for the reader for most of the book)

Will is the chosen one who's so sick of it, he'll be avoiding his universe like the plague until the end of time.

siderealtime: saga wants 15 minutes to shake Jack

Will's got to go back at some point to offer Molly and her son an escape from that disaster, so ...Jack is totally getting punched on the way out.

Malcolm would also like an opportunity to punch Jack pls.

Norton is a schemer, manipulator, 4D chessmaster, who pretends to be an ingenue innocent sunshine optimist and thinks he's a femme fatale in a leather jacket well-tailored suit.

Norton is the first one and the third one and does a good job of the middle one.

Happy cake day, btw!

happy birthday!