sdjklafnsdakjf. I would be like, "Let's have 100 dogs"
This is why I have one Kyle. Who does not want ANY dogs. Be like "CC you cannot walk one dog much less 100" Whereas I'm just forever be like "these puppies have chosen me and I am their queen"
I have me for that. I go, "I WANT ALL THE PUPPIES" and then I immediately go, "But you hate walking in the rain...."
I had my first Orion (the constellation) spotting !
that first one is almost the puppy equivalent of the kitten ambush
Nobunaga's trying
CC and Kyle are like the two sides of the "I want to pet all the cats but I can't pet all the cats" lady
rofl the "non-cat guy" good luck with that
"I don't like cats"
OK but this kitten loves you
"........baby...."
also inside you are 1.875 wolves
Fun fact: dogs are the one normal thing boobs can't bribe me for
in fairness it doesn't exactly scream at us so much as it screams blindly into the silence of oblivion
also it could probably cripple our civilization at any time and we're saved only by its indifference
Doesn't the Lovecraftian have a blind insane god in the pantheon?