good morning nerds. i feel like

opens mouth: construction noises, u know what i mean

if i can shake this weird garbage feeling i'm in, goals for the day
-clear inbox
-work on something original, idk if it's gonna be IP or the idea for a horror short I had last night
-stream Annihilation later in the group server for campaign inspiration
-fly directly into the sun and die
-maybe some yoga

i was waiting until this dean mod npc thread was done before he hit up geralt but it's been a fucking age since these two have had a thing so i might just start that thread anyway

unrelated: god, why the fuck are men

this guy that I know slightly well-ish has been a friend of my youngest aunt (he's not much older than me and she's not much older than him) and she's been telling both of us separately about how similar we are — but he's notorious for trying to sleep with people constantly, and she cautioned him that I'm not interested in men or sex or anything in general

so anyway we've been chatting a little, mostly about my aunt and shit, but when it started veering off to other topics I reinforced with him that yes, she was correct, no, I am not interested in anything with him or any other dude or literally anybody at all, and he was like cool cool cool and we talked about other shit a while more and then fuckin

last night, completely unprompted, twelve hours after our last conversation and for no reason i can fathom

like dude why the fuck

what has given you the impression

that I'm interested in hearing shit like this

we were talking about shogun and ari aster movies like

i just don't get why gross ass dudes feel so comfortable talking with their wangs, we are not on that level

i'm just gonna let deafening silence speak for itself i think

AMABs are a scourge don't try to change my mind.

big agree man

100% do not believe this guy has ever brought another human being that much pleasure anyhow.

my aunt seems convinced he has, and the fact that she fucked him probably should be evidence, but all I can think about is how gross it is he's trying to keep it in the family lmfao

like come on man, we're not west virginia

s c r e a m

(these are regular-virginian jokes bc we need a state to rag on that makes us feel less garbo)

that image set

weirwood: RIGHT

love the vibes

amazing vibes

Annihilation is so dang good. I really need to read the rest of the trilogy before it becomes a quartet next month.

shit I didn't realize there were three books, let alone a fourth in the works. i knew the movie was based on a book but I thought there was only one

i've heard it's super good tho I keep meaning to grab the audiobook

it gets a lot more expansive, which is why I got stuck on book 2. needed more brain power to focus on sketchy organizations dealing with cosmic ecological horrors.

if there was ever a time to finally commit to snagging the books and giving them a shot ig it would be now, maybe the sketchy organizations dealing with cosmic ecological horrors will give me encounter ideas lmao

aight aight aight i'm gonna ease into tags probably starting with a few memes just to get the motivation flowing

opens mouth, construction noises is a big ole mood

disarmingly: i'm so glad u understand what i mean, it's just

jackhammer, horn, beepy backy uppy noise, aaa

kylo → rey idk what the fuck im doin with my hands or if i'm getting him anywhere close to right but this rey seems into it so

fuck it, we ball

I'm just thinking abt those birds that make chainsaw noises

i'm sorry what

excuse me

Lyrebird mimics construction sounds

I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON LMAOO

i

you know, i have done so many of those quizzes and guided meditations to figure out what my spirit animal was

and it always comes back a bear, and i think i've been cheated

because nobody fucking told me about construction noises bird

in my soul i know that's who i am. construction noises bird.

it's rly wild, they also do camera shutters all the time bc of the photographers who take their pictures

glad 2 reunite you with your past life as a construction bird

past life, current life, future life

man

it's wild how much of my rp drive is just to play characters who want to deeply simp for other characters

either with a pre-existing character to simp for, or in search of a crosscanon character to simp for

it's good

u would say that seeing as i played your character's biggest simp for 5 years lmao

dean → carmy lmao

thinking about how richie and jerry are same energy parallels

considerable jerry energy

literally the exact jerry wavelength

us, foolishly thinking the ship's gonna be geralt and dean until you bring in a guy who knows how to work a deep frier

oh shit i forgot it was tdm day

also the elvis burger sounds fucking horrifying

real people eat those

tdm day

LMAO

am i crazy or did they take the tdm down

dean → shep & garrus

oop nvm there it is

wanda's just like ??? excuse u dean

lmao wanda pls... how bad of a guy do u think he is rly

shes just being protective

a motivation he can respect for sure