Me and sister have decided, between the weird 5 bed/8 bath layout and the "weird sex dungeon and grotto" situation it's got going on, it has to be a swinger's consensual sex dungeon or something. XD

I kind of fucking love it, and if I had bezos money, it would be mine.

well... some of the aesthetics are great but the hanging statuary is....... something....

I also don't love the tub that requires climbing over a sharp rectangular frame that sticks out an arm's length

Those hanging statues were what made us first go "wait...WAT???" XD And it just got weirder from there!

I mean I'm not totally against it, people have weirder conversation pieces, but it's pretty weird

haha yeah, pretty much my opinion on those things. XD

Wow

also, this house is bonkers, but given that it's over 150 years old and *literally right on the main street going down the capital complex for the state capital, and probably started life as a commercial building before being converted into a ginormous mcmansion, I'm not going to fault it for that.

and in the Sex McMansion, the square base for the bathtub is a little much, I would just rather have the tub free-standing on its own in the middle of the floor if you want a "conversation piece" bathtub. But I'd figure a way to work around it. lol

Actually, scratch that, I like having a wide base for the bathtub. that's what the tub in our current rental house has, only it's set into the wall like a proper tub, and I love that tub so much I want to be buried in it. /huffpuffhuff/ It's my dream bathtub! So I'd learn to live with the square base. Or just remodel it so that it had a round base

around it that mirrored the shape of the tub. Having those ledges is fuckin' nice for putting all your soaps and shit.

I need you all to notice it's located on bunny run. You can't tell me that's coincidental

I got to these by searching for literally just the most expensive houses for sale in Austin. XD It's been interesting in a dumb way.

silverwolfcc: SEE? SWINGERS DUNGEON.

Yup

Oh look. We have a CASTLE. https://www.zillow.com/....

I kind of love this one, too, just because it literally looks like a literal fucking palace. But it's too fucking much even for me. XD

ooooOOoooooh, it's a known location that's used as a wedding venue, that explains a lot!

LOL ooooh, they were trying to sell it for $45mil a couple years ago, but nobody would take it, so they dropped to $35mill. Then, it looks like when nobody took that, they split the property into two; one is the house and one is the lakefront part of the property, where the docks are. Each going for $16mil and with their own address.

Yeah. I'm back to thinking it's ridiculous and they can get fucked for that price. Nobody except for like 1% of the 1% has money for that!

ofc