I HATE! BEING AN ADULT!!!!!!

I HATE CHORES, I HATE HOME MAINTENANCE, I HATE TAXES AND POLITICS AND THE INDIGNITIES OF AGING

I hate being simultaneously the most able and the least competent person!

I hate capitalism and shady guys who try to upsell me and grocery shopping and having to eat regular meals!

I hate cleaning the litterbox!

I hate not being able to stay up until three in the morning without paying for it later!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHH

WE JUST WANT TO LIE DOWN!!

I raise my coffee in acknowledgement and weary agreement

Okay but pie at midnight is legit at least

I hug

draws so many hearts around you