I cannot explain.

What is wrong with me.

But I can explain.

What led to this.

I mentioned to a group of coworkers that, because of the timing of the hurricane moving through Georgia, that I was unlikely to get any sleep, "because of Doge."

And one of the coworkers is an art historian.

And his immediate reaction is "Honey needs a ducal cap."

Because the Doge of Venice had a very Specific Look.

So anyway, Honey is now in charge of the Most Serene Republic of Venice.

honey ducal has a nice ring to it

it does

this is my new favorite image of her

She's here to maintain shipping across the Mediterranean.