Dr. Yubsie
2024-09-28T17:21:56.000Z
Hey plurk? How many of your problems have you solved a by biting your mother?
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Dr. Yubsie
2024-09-28T17:22:10.000Z
trying to prove a point to Gavin
c_for_characters
2024-09-28T17:22:52.000Z
Well, so far, zero - and it's getting rather late in the day to start now :-P
Yon Fellow
2024-09-28T17:25:34.000Z
Y'know, I don't know that Gavin will be receptive to the argument
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akinoame
2024-09-28T18:04:07.000Z
If memory serves, any solution that involves biting another person usually leads to a new problem
proтoвadger
2024-09-28T18:21:10.000Z
tell him to hurry up and use his words
Rama
2024-09-28T19:14:02.000Z
I haven't personally, but Xander did solve the problem of not being on solid foods this way, technically
successfail
2024-09-28T20:05:31.000Z
I asked the 3 year old, and he says we don't bite moms, unless they are bad guys. So I suppose if you're in your supervillain era he might have grounds.
Dr. Yubsie
2024-09-28T20:43:13.000Z
to the best of my knowledge I am not
Rama
2024-09-28T20:50:00.000Z
Good caveat to be aware of though that's like 50% of Disney villains if we count stepmoms
Dr. Yubsie
2024-09-28T20:51:15.000Z
though Gavin may insist that I'm a villain for not letting him eat wood chips at the park
successfail
2024-09-28T21:24:22.000Z
Treading close to the line, there.
Sharkleberry
2024-09-28T21:25:34.000Z
I was never in Vietnam.
Sharkleberry
2024-09-28T21:25:44.000Z
My nephew Grant's biting stage was my Vietnam.
Sharkleberry
2024-09-28T21:25:53.000Z
I finally had to bite him back he was so bad.
Sharkleberry
2024-09-28T21:26:14.000Z
Anytime a baby comes at me with their mouth open I have flashbacks.
Sharkleberry
2024-09-28T21:26:23.000Z
Godspeed and good luck Yubsie.
successfail
2024-09-28T21:31:03.000Z
I am very fortunate that the kiddo didn't learn biting was an option until daycare, so the one time he tried to bite me was an experimental response to being told 'no' and not liking that answer. Apparently my Bad Dog Voice is both instinctive and equally effective on two year olds
successfail
2024-09-28T21:32:52.000Z
I can respect a spirit of scientific inquiry, but not at the expense of my flesh. He was too scared to pursue further research on me.
Dr. Yubsie
2024-09-28T21:39:52.000Z
the current biting seems to be a mix of teething and using his mouth as a third hand when climbing
Dr. Yubsie
2024-09-28T22:18:49.000Z
which is unfortunate because most biting advice is for toddlers biting out of frustration
successfail
2024-09-28T22:42:24.000Z
I appreciate his problem solving, but ouch.
Dr. Yubsie
2024-09-28T22:45:22.000Z
yeah that's what I've been saying
akinoame
2024-09-28T23:05:08.000Z
Honestly, at this rate, I'm tempted to suggest just giving him a wooden pole, as demonstrated in Mulan: https://images.plurk.com/6HZw9iLgPRINpG2Rh8fChv.png
Dr. Yubsie
2024-09-28T23:09:14.000Z
we did get him a wooden climbing frame for his birthday
StupidSexyV⚠der
2024-09-29T00:46:49.000Z
lol I mean I did shove a problem by biting my ma but that problem was "you are pulling my hair wake uuuuuuuup"
StupidSexyV⚠der
2024-09-29T00:47:19.000Z
(cause she fell asleep and pinned my ponytail)
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