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party for gay people but they didn't include blue, no solidarity in this world

it's still llh's house so NO solidarity

everyone knows the moon is a lesbian

truly

finally llh can self actualise his real purpose --hosting

yeah lxy hosted tea parties but he didn't fucking do it right (invited people who suck, didn't even bake the little cakes himself)

i will make a starter for toasts soon but everyone go ahead and do your own drunk idiot boy threads

so dfs can be like "it's none of my business but xiaobao's little guys can't even drink wine :/" and llh can go "you're right it's none of your business (but yes)"

you can't make me (I'm touching trees rn)

he'll get them there, give him like two minutes, sheesh

god,,,,,,

VALIDATE DFS' CONCERNS

LIKE IS HE JUST GONNA BE THERE TO DEFEND THEM FROM WINE OR AMBIENT MOISTURE ALL THE TIME

MAYBE IF HE DOES LLH WILL GET A BREAK FROM BEING FUSSED OVER HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT

HAS LLH CONCIDERED GITTIN GUD AS A SOLUTION TO THAT PROBLEM

cat is being such a good sport drinking at all, okay

well cat is winning the "respectable little guy" competition

llh like go ahead and make inigo cry, you WILL be on your own and it WILL be very funny

wow

don't make Inigo cry!!!

poison friend.....

DON'T MAKE INIGO CRY!!!!!!!!!

it'll ruin the party

shhh it's fine, look the vegetables are little flowers

bless his heart, he's doing his best

tiny flowers.. soothing inigo's soul...

fdb and llh shoveling little flowers onto inigo' plate to pacify him

well llh won't shovel, he will place one single carrot flower on his plate and then let fdb do the rest

to the bewilderment of dfs who has to realize that inigo is also, somehow, llh's little guy despite how damp he is

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nah llh's little guys are inexplicable and beyond question, it's how he got fdb

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fdb on a spiritual level recognized the llh ness of Inigo and the dfs ness of cat

yeah let's hope he never does that math consciously or it's gonna be real weird kissing both of those

no it's fine

they are their own people, they just have vibes

yeah math like that is fine

bc if anyone is going to feel weird about their little guy collection llh has probably got to be first in line

he does not because self-reflection slides off that man like water off a duck

for hitting cat up, use it however y'all wish

oh my god i love him

babycat!!!

bbcat

make that face at him in real life

NOT how it works, regrettably

anyway he'd die

some FDB in there for starters if needed

being obnoxious about party prep for his little guys, a chance to talk about family stuff if wanted, and then.....sleeping arrangements........

also the fussing. oh my god the fussing. everyone is getting food.

SO OBNOXIOUS RUINING LLH'S MOONCAKE ROULETTE

THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF ROULETTE

you gotta coax them in

this is like.. the every flavor jellybeans, you can't start with a sock flavored one, they'll never eat another

NOT what roulette is

jazzy just wants to kick these wet boys into the deep end

he's only cutting up a few of them, just give them some beginning ones to try early in the evening

i did not put him sniffing any of them to see if he can figure out the flavor himself

but he's gonna

llh is free to fwap him for his crimes