Honestly it'd be part weird food combinations, part "You know what self they do have a weekday lunch period ticket, what if...."

My arteries are clogging just looking at this

Nevertheless I want... several

Oh my gosh yeah no, same

This one had me discovering just what chimney cake is, and ngl I really dig it

Every year this stand comes out with something new, it's damn good if you ask me, and this one just sounds freakin' delicious

Like, I've been making edible cookie dough myself for a few years from a recipe I found online once, but having it chilled and on a stick is

showtoon and I were looking at this one the other day when this page went up, and the favorite thing is just that a whole-ass creamsicle is stuck in there

the growl my stomach just made

I also want to know about the Halloween duck it comes with!! What does that mean

I am still mystifief

See that's where the lunch ticket comes in

This one is super interesting looking, but I'm also just using it as a vehicle to talk about last year's, which was way too good than you might think

This one just targets me specifically

These two are little more than. well, what they say but ngl I'd try it

me for real for real

Right?

There's so many of these that I'm just looking at them like, "Please tell me you're adding these to your menu for next year...?"

(Which, depending on the stand, they do DO so)

No comment on this one honestly, other than I'd probably try it

And found an honest to goodness ".....Huh?"

Like, I feel like it doesn't. not work, but the cranberry sauce in particular keeps throwing me a little

huh...

honestly, (cran)berry with meat feels like a very Scandinavian thing in general but uh

with pizza/

The mozzarella is throwing me in both those last two, tbh

It's weird because my thought is honey (butter) with mozz totally works, my feeling is no it doesn't

And with the pizza cone, it feels like - yeah, a mix of Scandinavian and like... leftover Thanksgiving sandwich. But the mozz

Yeah no for the pizza cone, I feel like either the cranberry or the mozz has to go, they work with the other stuff but not each other, I feel like. And YEAH SAME re: honey and mozz

I just kinda love the description that had been submitted for this one

Also the requisite "it's a fair so there's (hot) Cheetos somewhere"

And then there's this one, which near as I can tell might be pronounced "meemaw"? That's my guess anyway. But hey, kudos to them for making spaghetti walkable?
ETA: I have also been corrected that Meema is the Italian version of the same so there's also that ;P

And deep fried because again, the fair

Speaking of arteries clogging already

Bologna fries fills me with fear and curiosity

Found another good solid "What"

I like the name

Yeah the name is fine. The rest is.... not

Also targeting me specifically

L o n g

And finishing up with a trio I'm not necessarily calling affronts to food, but just saying they definitely belong at the fair