first you need to open your meridians so that chi can freely flow between your body and your dantian

easy there is a box on the wall that says "break in case you want be a lesbian"

My understanding is that it starts with intense jealousy

We have pills for that now

Oh Questionable Content...

And yet, in that one strip, that's not even the most bizarre bit, because in the first panel there's one that's already out of context and amusing as heck.

Step one is to try hard and believe in yourself.