I was just playing Eu4 on lunch as the Hohenzollerns so definitely getting executed by any modern standards

it's only illegal if your AE gets too high

insert viral video about Mario's war crimes

askaboutourspecials: i was playing Brandenburg. My AE was "yes"

oops

last played Balatro, I think I did some kind of stock manipulation that was sketchy?

Last game I played was En Garde!

Adalia has a zero percent chance of winning the trial

But a hundred percent chance of escaping prison within half an hour

Sun Haven. The farmer is probably fine.

...Baba Is You.

Someone is going to tie reality in an absolute knot, and that'll just be the opening statements!

baba is guilty, but at least the Luminary/hero is fine

starcraft 2

I think kerrigan killed like 10 billion people over the course of the games so

I'd acquit tbh

Kerrigan did nothing wrong

all my villain-excusing behavior in SC2 is directed at Alarak

I guess technically he's not even a villain he's helping the protagonists for pretty much the entire story

well until the nova missions anyway