Control. Launch Ability.forklift certified

blackspire as mentioned before she is immediately taking Matt back to the Barge and letting him guard the deck from anyone that tries to board

BBitsaboi mlm/wlw solidarity: Fuck Shit Up

oh man xD JESSE

Abel just trying to be polite about it because the NS crew should have a way to defend themselves xD

jesse is incredibly not okay with OP Bosses Being Underhanded because that is literally how the former Director of the FBC nearly started a psychic zombie apocalypse

that SHE had to clean up

and is STILL cleaning up 5 years later, canonically

so fuck the capn, basically

oh Abel fucking hates it too but man. these poor crew members. fuck this shit.

she's not blaming the crew. that's why she's not even going structural damage, just items

they have no power limitations, they can just fix shit

........actually this would probably be the best time for her to ever use the Seize ability she has, lmao

Xigbar would happily fuck some guns up, if she wants a hand with that

who wants to get brainwashed to the Barge for a hot minute before their brain melts out their ears

draconic it looks like Durge is going for them as well. i think the gun are getting extremely fucked up, lmfao

excellent

Xigbar's got some good familiarity with guns, too, even if his are usually a little more magic

jesse's just smashing shit to pieces or throwing it overboard

what if smashed to pieces and yeeted overboard?

i added a note to the Planned Demolition post, lmfao

Jesse is getting an outlet

she needs it. she's got a lot of incredible outrage in her

she's been fucked over by like every system in her life. foster system failed, FBC stole her brother, even her getting her powers ended up with literally every adult in her town getting Vanished

Kahl @ Jesse: do it gurl

go ham

atm it looks like Arthur is escorting Root and Sweeney to the Orlop to try and investigate that somehow, see if they can't disable anything, but it also looks like there's going to be a bit of a mess there currently

so he'll probably be around other places as well. protecting Root is his number one priority, but he's also going to want to check on his other people

would love for him to get attacked, lmao. immune to mental compulsion/hallucinations/possession bc he is being passively protected at all times by John /o/

Saga will make the point that no, look how the Barge doesn't have guns and they get along fine because they don't SKIMP ON THEIR JOB

is it fun or not fun if Arthur gets attacked by the worlds worst kid

(for you)

(obv very uncomfy for arthur)

shipoftheseus hilarious for me

......Blindness/Deafness IS a fiend warlock spell

amazing

blindness just makes arthur roll back around to Fucking Pissed

getting constantly tripped by Unseen Servant

prestigitation: SHOES TOO HOT

Arthur could borrow John's senses to trick the little asshole

john just gently slides over Blindvision

we're all swamped so if you don't have time/spoons to have arthur talk to roger before all this i will just assume arthur told him to be less of a prick at some point and now he is going to do that MORE

but also it would be fun if they did chat beforehand

how many people can put this horrid child in time out

or Arthur can't find him but the tentacle in his arm punches just fine ^_^

arms of hadar for tentacle slapfight

wehhh

arthur would definitely have given roger a patient Dad style "if you keep making that face it'll stay that way being a prick nobody is going to get along with you, and being lonely is exhausting"

sort of speech

uhggghghghghgg

clearly deserving of death

did I actually give him eldritch blast? no

hilariously arthur does have that

shipoftheseus i do think it's hilarious that if arthur can just get his fucking hands on roger he can put him to sleep and keep him out of the whole disaster

roger would be highly motivated instinctively NOT to let an adult get in arms reach of him, which of course means we need a yakety sax chase

i don't have any actual plans for stolas yet, i feel like i should work on that

Stolas just throwing water bottles