my grandmother and mother called this one 'Blaze." Personally i think they are bad with names. Pops and I call it 'the Nuge' after Ted Nugent, because it ruthlessly hunts and kills every living critter in the back yard

this is Luna, an ex-outside cat that has spawned like 5 generations of kittens before they caught it

this is "Dallas Blue." He has nothing to say to you. When he was an outside kitten i pulled him out of the engine block from my moms car

this is 'Gremlin,' who pops wanted to name Toothless after the Dragon movie, but he was vetoed by the council because my grandmother and mother can't name cats

this is Jonsey, Pops's personal boy. He wanted a short hair orange boy after the titular Alien all-star, but got a fluffy boy instead. He remained stubborn

this is Chloe. An ex outside cat. She bit my grandmother once, who had to go to the hospital. It's actually a good natured cat, i don't remember what happened. Anyways a man had to come investigate the animal bite case

When he came over and asked to see the violent animal, and this fat-ass waddled over and my parents pointed at it, he blinked and said "we're okay here"

this is "Finn." I'm actually surprised it came out. It's the phantom of the opera if the phantom had anthropophobia

this is Darryl, after the Walking Dead character. My dad fought for this hill called "i demand to get to name some more".

this is also Darryl. I was too lazy to bother taking another photo, as they are twins. Darryl turned out to be a sister of Darryl when the kittens were old enough to be fixed, and gran/mom changed the name to "Skye" and pops "Darlene"

But i still call both of them Darryl as it is hilarious and i like to sow chaos

Nuge lmfao

Gremlin does remind me of Toothless the dragon

Also Jack is fucking huge

You know what's also huge? Jack's butthole

lol