I think that the only assumption Aerith would have is...Stolas is an easy to knock over noodle?

surprisingly incorrect! most of the show is stolas allowing himself to be manhandled, but he's still on the higher end in terms of demonic power

like would he do well in an actual fair fist fight? absolutely fucking not. but he wouldn't go down immediately to physical pain

I do wonder how heavy he is, weight wise but that's just my brain curious about details

imps can pick him up fairly easily, so probably More Than You'd Expect but Less Than A Ton

apparently ostriches can way over 300lb so I'd put stolas somewhere a bit higher, maybe 400 or so

I didn't know that about ostriches! but yeah that makes sense. she hasn't actually met him in person yet, so she'll have to get that assumption erased when she meets him.

(she doesn't even know he's Tall yet)

Raylan assumes Arthur is put out by the specific lack of teatime and snacks

figmented what do you think he is, Raylan, one of the Terror crew?

mostly he misses greasy diner food and coffee

god what raylan wouldn't do for some greasy diner food and coffee LMAO