joke's on you i could probably app boh because kaiba has almost zero interaction with ryou (for legal reasons this is a joke)

yugioh's resident scalie!

Seto Kaiba, rewarded even in death

he gets to be a DRAGON

a dragon man

also consider: deep-eyes for the heaven design

ngl recently all i've been doing is nongame things, because i just don't have the energy and i keep being sick

so i'd probably just yeet him on the tdm

deep-eyes is the dragonform with boobs...

let seto kaiba have boobs ig

literally he'd have boobs if it also let him be a dragon lbr

Seto "gender is a construct only dragons are real" Kaiba

YOU GET IT

no one tell him about the dragonmaids

oh who are we kidding he probably made the archetype

then his workers were like "sir...this is getting kind of sad can we give them human forms?"

and he only agreed because it tested better

XDDD

would you put kaiba in heaven or hell tho

it's so hard to say. he'd probably be annoyed to be in hell because HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING A BUSINESS, NO TIME FOR THIS

but then be confused if he was in heaven because he's running a business and also made a murder park, who got their lines crossed?

then he'd just not care about either because he's a dragon, and also he could breathe burst streams at the idiot goats for their clerical errors

miserable either place because the PHARAOH IS NOT HERE and constantly barging into the other looking for him
THIS IS THE WRONG AFTERLIFE
UNACCEPTABLE

SEND HIM TO THE EGYPTIAN AFTERLIFE, WHAT IS THIS AFTERLIFE EVEN

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS OCCULT NONSENSE AND ALSO I DEMAND A TRANSFER TO THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN FIELD OF REEDS INSTEAD

L M A O

worse: what if he didn't show up with his dimension travelling gear. what then.

stuck, binch

STILL TRYING

oh without a doubt still trying

you've heard of knockin' on heaven's door, get ready for POUNDING ON THE PEARLY GATES DEMANDING TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER

still trying to the extent that he creates KaibaCorp in hell and recreates his technology

(mari ilu)

i believe in his ability to recreate kaibacorp in hell
"what is this?" ask the native imps and demons
"unchecked capitalism" he replies.
"that's the most evil thing we've ever heard," they reply, submitting their job applications

SO TRUE BESTIE

if the Vees can create their own multi-level conglomerate combining fashion, technology, and porn, then why CAN'T Kaiba recreate his business

he's gonna have to Scrooge McDuck it is all

he could always challenge one of the vees to a card game

i think he could probably take valentino. not sure about the other two

he can 100% take valentino

val's vision is so bad he can't read the card effects

which is also his loss because i was logicking that kaiba's abs are enough to keep any dude interested in dudes distracted from a card game

...damn u rite tho

seto kaiba: the man so cheesy he needed to develop abs sharp enough to grate it

fksldjffjlsjdfldsj

you know i had a conversation with mark at ihop a few days ago about how it's ridiculous that seto kaiba is so CUT

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA CARDGAMES CHISEL A MAN LIKE THIS

and then we decided on "he's rich" as an answer

he wasn't as notably Like That before dsod, he was much twinkier, if still tall and broad-shouldered. so i always kinda figured he did it unconsciously as prep for seeing atem again/some bullshit involving what it takes to go into Space

the arm muscles however are 100% from practicing DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seto kaiba: i control my own destiny
also seto kaiba: plays a card game because he has a vision of his past self mourning it, gets ripped in preparation to see a guy again (in death), buys tighter turtlenecks so there's no way atem will miss it