when it's been nearly thirty years and every damn month you're still like "why does this keep happening to me?"

i'm a good person

i don't deserve this

💕

I mean I'm sitting here being delighted that no one seems to have come to chess club so I can shut down and go home in 15 minutes or so instead of being here another hour so

Shit sucks

Agreed

Why does it keep happening

bad karma

return once again having this bullshit happen to u each month

coulda just come back as a nice cockroach or some algae but no

guess i was an evil overlord in a past life

hungry ghosts never hungry for SHARK WEEK

SAME