well arthur's getting married and the other two are Gay As Hell so your work's cut out for you

is it tho

daddy

lol jesse and darling can just Be Gay at each other it's fine

Abel just giving Jesse a fist bump on his way over to see what it's like to fuck a bird.

the annoying little sister vibes are also Too Strong for matt's normal manwhore behaviour

These are my two options

sexuality notwithstanding

okay but if stolas actually called him that they'd just end up getting drunk and crying about their kids

oh hey you also have a Jesse

How did I not pick that up?

Fred might Look respectfully at Jesse...

wherethefigslie just a solid Gay Handshake. about the only thing they can agree on, that the Other Sex Is Gross

Anyway the game covers what happens if two Jesses meet

Immediate brutal death battle

blackspire they are peak siblings it's genuinely so good

ImpureTale I can see Stolas making eyes at Gortash but unfortunately they are both royalty (for a given value) so he'd probably default to Diplomat Mode for both of those fucks, lmao

Overbringer you have in fact commented about this before and that you also have a Jesse account, lmao

have I

I'm very forgetful

sorry

nah it's chill, it's funny

Maniette: gotta admit I am still curious about what the Goetia would look like AU'd into Forgotten Realms

siderealtime Jesse puffing up her leather jacket a lil bit

since they do not seem to EXIST in that version of Hell

....you know the one thing I can say about Stolas and Armand is that Armand is also basically ready to move in with someone after hooking up with someone he likes

sheehan's gonna marry the hell out of that idiot

if they did I could see Stolas' being aware of Gortash because he grew up in the Hells

Jesse isn’t quite Yelena’s type, but that doesn’t mean they can’t flirt a bit.

ImpureTale at a guess, since stolas's dad Paimon is a king of hell and thus probably an archdevil, so Stolas would be an archduke

I am having dumb thoughts of Paimon visiting the House of Hope to talk business and Raphael's strange little pageboy being sent to distract the child that came along with him and they are both just very autistic at each other

honestly yes. just show stolas all of the shiny magical objects to infodump about

...strange not straight

works regardless

honestly "straight" just made me think "well raph's clearly trying to make sure he doesn't accidentally offend an archdevil by trapping his child in a crush"

Nothing is straight in Raphael's house

that's why he's a strange child

he is very serious and wooden for a child tho.

"Yes this is the son that I definitely do not regret impulse buying"

Paimon being a "dad" to Stolas | Helluva Boss Season...to be fair this is stolas's dad so like

neither of them are winning

"He's not my father really, Saer just thinks he's funny."

Gortash, very clearly in a service role in the household

Trying to imagine Stolas and Norton in a relationship and all I see is disaster.