I think Rezo would pick something like this.

"for ilphyl or zelgadis" either tbh

Look, one of those people will be much better inclined to the choice than the other. And I think we both know who is going to be Mister Crankypants about being put in animal footie PJs and a mask.

Look on the bright side, Zel, it'll hide your hideous chimera features!

Oh, dear... 😆

Library pic. I see you as Belle from Beauty And The Beast.

Not aware of famous librarians to sub that.