blackspire did this to me

oh I love how he mumbles for his "memorandum. get... recipe... fooor... mina"

what a wife guy

wait hang on i need to share my absolute fav re: dracula post

I've seen a Lot of shitposts from Dracula Daily and I love them so much

perfect audio mixing no notes this is the only version i will accept

Jonathan paprika is not spicy

he's aggressively british

bless this fucking nerd

I have somehow convinced my Patreon book club to read Re: Dracula / Dracula Daily next month, and I'm so excited for reactions like this from a group of 200 people

Jonathan talking like an anthropologist (being Very Racist In Modern Terms)

gently logs that under Product Of Its Time-itis

Which Dracula tho? Book? Movie? TV series? Other movie? Other other movie?

maruah: Re: Dracula is the OG book read in chronological order!

OH! A podcast, I see.

yee

bless him for still wearing the crucifix

given that these are letters and therefore Diplomatic sort of by nature, I wonder how much of Jonathan's train of thought was just whispering "what the fuuuuuuck"

I am enjoying his narrations tho, he's painting a very pretty picture

I love how even Jonathan is like "Yeah even I don't want to be here, this was not my first choice"

people always make fun of genre-defining protags for not leaving or whatever but Jonathan is at the very least aware he fucked up

"I stood in silence where I was, for I didn't know what to do."

Jonathan:
Jonathan:
Jonathan: the FUCK was all that

I love that Dracula has clearly had to make this fancy-ass supper all on his own bc there are NO servants around

Jonathan honey you can stop describing Dracula at any point now

I love Dracula collecting English books

lmfao Jonathan left the room for literally two minutes and comes back to a candlelit room and Dracula lying like a French girl

dracula: sees a mirror
dracula: YEET

may 8: Jonathan has a panic attack

may 9: I will now die for Mina

"but I took a pleasure in disobeying it" Jonathan OFF THE SHITS

TIL two of Dracula's wives were explicitly black

jonathan: god i wanted them to kiss me GOD I HOPE MINA NEVER READS THIS

dracula: bitch get off him he's mine
pale wife: fucking BET M8

lmaaaooo

I love Mina and Lucy gossiping, their letters are so cute