L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:14:30.000Z
veilguard veilguard
latest #191
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:15:53.000Z
https://images.plurk.com/4yArHUfMsJ4X3aZrNlWk0s.png this is Hadassah "Rook" Mercar, she's a non-Dalish elf, and she is going to punch Solas in the face
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:16:42.000Z
https://images.plurk.com/5Y4T8ltF4qVZEKsmRB8QQw.png YES, Solas, I DO, because I was THERE and you were SUNK COSTING THE WORLD TO DEATH
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-04T08:17:03.000Z
Shadow Dragons fistbump!
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L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:17:28.000Z
heck yeah!
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:17:45.000Z
https://images.plurk.com/iBPKXuqa2TgglcrMQlB24.png yes, Solas, Rook hasn't met gods before but I have
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:17:59.000Z
god he's so fucking. such an asshole.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:18:57.000Z
"I realize it may have SEEMED like I was tearing down the Veil, which would have killed every non-elf in the world btw, and you know that because I said it, and that doing that would have released the gods I raised the Veil to imprison, but...I had a plan"
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:20:30.000Z
"which I told no one, including the friend who was begging me to stop"
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:20:47.000Z
the thing is. Solas means putting this on Rook as a curse.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:21:19.000Z
but to me, giving agency and responsibility for their gods and their fates to a not-even-Dalish elf is the only right thing he's ever done
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:40:54.000Z
I'm going to do something I do not want to do at all, and go to bed
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:42:18.000Z
but - I like how Varric goes into this clearly thinking about Anders, thinking about the times he didn't ask, didn't push
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:42:40.000Z
when he knew something was wrong and decided it wasn't his problem
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:43:05.000Z
and now, with Solas, he can't help but see the parallels, so he goes the other way...and that also doesn't work
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:43:30.000Z
because they're different people
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T08:44:13.000Z
I like that the past affects Varric without actually talking about it
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-04T09:02:16.000Z
That’s a good point! I didn’t think about that
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-04T09:02:25.000Z
Poor Varric keeps making friends who explode
any other name
2024-11-04T16:24:20.000Z
I got an ambient line from varric about not being friends with abominations and. oof
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T20:22:06.000Z
it doesn't work, because they're in different situations and mental states
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T20:22:25.000Z
and Caretaker/Activist Burnout works differently than...whatever the hell Solas has going on
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T20:23:42.000Z
my (mage, nerd) Adaar wasn't enough, couldn't talk him down
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T20:27:35.000Z
THERE'S A SPHERE GRID
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T20:44:35.000Z
Harding is so mad at me ;_;
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T20:45:08.000Z
in my defense, I couldn't not say "you're hurt and that matters" and "let's figure out what the fuck before rushing in"
any other name
2024-11-04T20:45:19.000Z
oh nooo
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T20:54:52.000Z
gently manipulates her into staying with the veil jumpers with "they need you to protect them"
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T20:55:00.000Z
hopefully she doesn't die about it
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T21:47:24.000Z
ow ow ow I love being a three-mage party it's good it's fine
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-04T21:49:26.000Z
crowd control who needs it? aaaaaaaa
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T02:44:32.000Z
Morrigan what the fuck are you wearing
muddle-fudger
2024-11-05T02:45:26.000Z
her mom's hat
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T02:45:37.000Z
and a shirt that is a pair of scarves
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T02:46:12.000Z
her torso showing no evidence whatsoever of pregnancy, childbirth, and 15 years
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T02:46:47.000Z
Rook: ma'am I don't mean to seem rude but we are three mages and a rogue right now. we have so much mage.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T02:47:53.000Z
do you know anyone with a sword.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T02:49:33.000Z
Bellara has been a delight, but I can't help but notice that she could have been Merrill
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T02:50:36.000Z
"weird Dalish elf woman who knows more than is healthy about artifacts including eluvians"
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T02:54:36.000Z
oh! I hadn't noticed - that's a prosthetic leg Neve's got, isn't it?
any other name
2024-11-05T03:21:06.000Z
I think bellara and merrill should be friends
any other name
2024-11-05T03:21:13.000Z
and yeah! prosthetic leg!
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:24:34.000Z
...you know, I was thinking, yes, Harding should probably be the one handling the pure lyrium dagger, since dwarves are resistant to it and mages are The Opposite Of That
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:24:35.000Z
but uh
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:24:38.000Z
that just happened
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-05T03:27:42.000Z
Previews showed her doing rock magic but not her coming out of a rock cocoon and talking in the voice of Something, so that took me by surprise
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:31:17.000Z
fun
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:31:42.000Z
(if Solas had stuck that dagger into anyone but Varric, I doubt there would have been much point hauling them out)
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:33:18.000Z
other people we need here: Bodahn and Sandal
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:33:27.000Z
"Not enchantment," you say?
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:35:09.000Z
it's arophobic that "You're not a problem" is romance-only response
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-05T03:36:16.000Z
Ooh good point, who knows what sticking a non dwarf with a ritual lyrium Dagger What Is Real Magic would do
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:43:16.000Z
I mean, the understanding of lyrium is that Varric is still looking at heavy metal poisoning, with the organic-compound neuro nastiness, for being fully stabbed with it
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:43:42.000Z
which even dwarves who work with the stuff accumulate over a lifetime
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:44:14.000Z
only dwarves and tranquil can do enchantment work, because you have to not have a Fade connection at all
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:51:17.000Z
https://images.plurk.com/2nzO0zCGc4TUdM8cyo3EvH.png and in the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with G-d, and the Word was G-d
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T03:51:54.000Z
...yeah you'd think people would remember being a collective
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:11:45.000Z
my simple answer to Solas is: I'm not the best, but I'm the one who's here
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:12:10.000Z
Hadassah being a Storm Dragon is important to me because it adds to her and Solas as foils
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:13:10.000Z
chainbreakers
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:16:23.000Z
https://images.plurk.com/5qm1NuZE1vxGulnMxNI6sr.png god yeah that's him
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:22:34.000Z
so. current goal: recruit an assassin and a practical abolitionist
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:22:45.000Z
good choices! have the relevant skill-set
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:23:01.000Z
but does make it kind of obvious who isn't being considered to fight the evil archmages
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:23:04.000Z
(templars)
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:28:03.000Z
fuck. Solas IS much more fun as a known antagonist that we chat to sometimes.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:28:19.000Z
I mean, we always knew, that's why Emet-Selch is soooooo popular
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T04:28:24.000Z
but it's fun to see it in action
rar🍲
2024-11-05T04:51:30.000Z
this about solas is the strongest selling point for the game yet. what the hell.
any other name
2024-11-05T05:01:14.000Z
he is! he's sort of fun, like this, rather than as condescending racist grandpa who is lying to me!
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-05T05:07:07.000Z
Chatting openly with the antagonist about your conflict is always fun
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-05T05:07:20.000Z
Lets you both make your case
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-05T05:07:51.000Z
And haha yeah the minute they said “who can fight mages” I was like “Templars?”
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T06:39:48.000Z
I wouldn't trust templars if I were this gang, either, but they're on my mind
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T06:40:20.000Z
rosebriar: you wouldn't think that condescending racist grandpa who is telling the truth was much of an improvement, and yet!
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T06:42:07.000Z
I think it's also that, structurally, I no longer have to keep Solas moderately pleased with me in order to unlock more Solas
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T07:07:07.000Z
no stress, just telling Solas "well gee if I'm not who you had in mind you shoulda considered NOT STABBING MY BOSS"
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T07:07:37.000Z
"and breaking his crossbow. frankly that's what he's gonna be really pissed about, and you know this."
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-05T07:08:16.000Z
"muscle and sinew heal, but he shot the guy who made Bianca in the head during Corypheus Part One, so, you know"
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-06T01:22:20.000Z
they are REALLY leaning into the Mob Family Crows vibe
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-06T01:22:44.000Z
also uh. Ma'am. You are aware that an "Ossuary" is where they keep the bones, yes?
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-06T01:24:19.000Z
just. moderate your expectations.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-06T01:32:05.000Z
https://images.plurk.com/4EoWzqkP9WRdZGINSd561H.png people...
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-06T02:24:06.000Z
ugh I don't want to FLIRT with Lucanis I want to HANG OUT
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-06T02:26:12.000Z
but the option for "I don't think you're safe alone right now" is romo-coded
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-06T09:57:37.000Z
I am glad to see in the documents that Dorian has in fact gotten to "slavery is bad, conceptually"
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-06T09:58:34.000Z
I like it, compared to Cullen's whole stance on the personhood of mages, because even in just the scrap, it doesn't deny that the bad beliefs happened
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-06T09:59:36.000Z
It was a little on the nose but I was happy to find that from Dorian
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-06T09:59:57.000Z
it was! but it was a political speech, and very little space
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T00:34:01.000Z
YES Bellara be That Bitch who insists on doing thorough safety checks every time, I will support you
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T00:40:58.000Z
I'm getting an image of a younger Bellara getting cocky, going, "that's never been the problem, I can just", and someone (multiple someones?) dying as a result
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T00:51:13.000Z
ah, I see, it is complicated
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T01:02:32.000Z
everyone else: you need to forgive yourself. it was not your fault. you checked! three times! there is always a risk.
Bellara: I need to fix everything ever to make up for it
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T01:52:10.000Z
MAEVARIS
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T01:52:33.000Z
wow you look GREAT, by which I mean "actually allowed to look vaguely middle-aged"
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T01:56:03.000Z
and dressed like a person who is wearing clothes
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T01:56:41.000Z
Rook managed to keep a lid on "eeeee THE Maevaris Tilani knows my name!!" but. only just.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T01:58:46.000Z
there aren't a lot of magisters who are openly against slavery. or openly queer, for that matter.
any other name
2024-11-07T02:02:29.000Z
I gasped so hard when maevaris showed up <333
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:12:23.000Z
and now I have to deal with some pauldroned asshole
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:13:06.000Z
--oh thank fuck hi Dorian
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:13:20.000Z
I'm not sure I like what they've done with his whole face...shape...region
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:13:59.000Z
but he is here
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:14:37.000Z
to swoop in and rescue Rook from arrest
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:14:52.000Z
a thing which she has definitely never dreamed about ahahahaa what COULD you mean
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:16:07.000Z
(when you are tevene, and an elf, the idea of any authority stepping in on your behalf is a fantasy. your parents can't; you learn that all too early)
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:18:28.000Z
(no one who cares about you can protect you)
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:22:46.000Z
so having A Literal Magister step in and face off with the First Warden - directly! not apologizing or groveling or bargaining! saying No I Won't Let You and backing that up! - is...a dream
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:26:29.000Z
something that can't happen, but just did
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T02:43:47.000Z
which is her whole life right now, but she never thought about most of it
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:22:48.000Z
"what's our move" like we can't make two teams
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:24:09.000Z
rook and harding for neve's team, davrin and bellara for lucanis's
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:25:05.000Z
ugh
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:26:22.000Z
you know what? Minrathous is Hadassah's city, but she also has the most people, the most powerful people, to defend her
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:26:56.000Z
there is at least one person in the city who has killed a high dragon before
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:27:28.000Z
there are more ways to deal with a venatori coup than there are to deal with mass blight poisoning
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:28:18.000Z
oh sure AFTER that we split, into teams, like I JUST said
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:29:23.000Z
and since rook is now going to treviso, I don't even get to use the party comp I wanted
any other name
2024-11-07T03:33:10.000Z
cygna this is so funny. everyone I know has gone to treviso. "cygna will probably go to minrathous, she's playing a shadow dragon", I said. no. treviso for everyone
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:37:25.000Z
civilians are the priority
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:38:33.000Z
Dorian is in Minrathous; the First Warden may be useless but he's in Minrathous; there are just a lot of mages all over the place
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:38:59.000Z
in Treviso there are only the Crows, as far as I know, and this isn't remotely their field
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:42:08.000Z
and now: consequences
any other name
2024-11-07T03:44:25.000Z
the quencies
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:46:10.000Z
..oh
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:46:19.000Z
Neve won't heal me anymore ever
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:48:21.000Z
Neve I honestly figured Dorian Pavus and Maevaris Tilani could pull something together
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T03:52:34.000Z
meanwhile: oof, whose vallasin is Davrin wearing?
muddle-fudger
2024-11-07T03:56:48.000Z
andruil, I think
muddle-fudger
2024-11-07T03:57:42.000Z
nope, june
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T04:03:00.000Z
okay, so he's not about to stab his own personal patron
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T04:03:02.000Z
yet
muddle-fudger
2024-11-07T04:05:37.000Z
I may have picked Elgar'nan vallaslin on purpose
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T04:09:14.000Z
nice
muddle-fudger
2024-11-07T04:09:44.000Z
let one of "your" people teach you what we've learned about vengeance about the last thousand years, asshole
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T06:25:54.000Z
yes exactly
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T06:29:20.000Z
time to yell at an elf
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T06:29:28.000Z
god wolf thing whatever
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T06:33:32.000Z
"and then flowers would grow again" my dude we already have flowers
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T06:35:55.000Z
Rook: they can call me what they want, as long as they're alive
Solas: will remember this
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T06:37:45.000Z
the world is dark and full of terrors, but I just hugged a juvenile griffon
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T06:54:10.000Z
the Qunari came here to teach everyone about the Qun and order and so on, but it seems that Thedas has taught them about factions, coups, and just going ham
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:28:38.000Z
oh noooo not being hunted by the DRAGON KING, so scary
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:28:52.000Z
I was like, but do I want to pursue romance with any of these characters
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:28:55.000Z
and then Taash
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:30:53.000Z
sometimes a very tall person with long lovely hair says "You don't get to tell me what I am" and breathes fire over people
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:31:00.000Z
and that's it. it's over.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:53:46.000Z
okay. the faces in this game are very pretty. HOWEVER.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:54:04.000Z
like so many games, they have sacrificed mobility, expressiveness, for pretty
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:54:24.000Z
and the excellent voice acting makes it obvious, because their faces do not match
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:54:58.000Z
oh, their mouths are moving at the right times, but they're not moving enough
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:55:03.000Z
for the emotion
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T07:58:02.000Z
that's not what someone looks like, when they're telling a story, or when they're laughing that hard
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T08:02:19.000Z
and the rest of their body isn't moving with it
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T08:59:55.000Z
oh I see they have brought in As Played By Vincent Price for the scrungly man fans in the playerbase
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T09:36:31.000Z
they know what people like
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T09:41:52.000Z
a Hand of Glory?
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T09:41:59.000Z
I wonder what it does in this universe
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T09:42:23.000Z
because what it is said to do in ours, make people sleep and not notice you passing, it CLEARLY doesn't do for the Venatori
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T09:43:25.000Z
"You can tell me why you've sought out a Fade expert on the way [to the Lighthouse"
I think...when we get there, you will understand
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T09:45:24.000Z
I don't know who was designing these characters, but they went the fuck OFF and I love it
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T09:45:58.000Z
"step one: pick a Type. step two: add something completely deranged and a personality to match. step three: delight"
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T22:39:55.000Z
Emmrich is delighting me
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-07T22:41:14.000Z
he's so. he's so weird in a way I love, where someone in a Darque Profession is having a great time
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T03:21:43.000Z
I am discovering this about Lucanis as well
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T03:22:04.000Z
he DOES have the...abusive relationship with the demon, thing, angst
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T03:22:31.000Z
but also he's grocery shopping for everyone because you call this eating?!
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T03:23:35.000Z
Neve he has bought you an orange and you are going to eat it
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T03:33:30.000Z
Ilario: tell him he's being paranoid!
Rook: many members of my anti-slavery organization are hanging from gallows all over Minrathous. he may not be being paranoid enough to suit me.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T03:34:53.000Z
Lucanis is entitled to all the creature comforts his heart could desire
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T03:35:24.000Z
I mean, everyone is always, but the guy we pulled out of a demon experiment prison cell needs them more than most
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T04:02:04.000Z
"maybe you and I see deer. [Assan] sees...venison souffle?" I have a confession about what happens when I see a deer
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T04:03:03.000Z
aww it's "man who has been fighting his whole life gets a small creature to raise and rethinks everything" I'm so fond
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T05:22:56.000Z
I like Antoine and Evka, the Warden couple
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T05:23:27.000Z
me? influenced towards elf/dwarf romance in my formative years? how dare you!
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T05:33:20.000Z
going to Hossberg, and - yeah. I was right to go to Treviso.
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T05:33:46.000Z
many things are wrong in Minrathous, but none as bad as this
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T05:36:57.000Z
I look at the water - muddy, bloody, blighted, diseased - and I don't regret doing whatever it took to keep Treviso's canals from looking like this
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T10:35:05.000Z
I'm told I can lock myself out of sidequests so Guess What I'm Doing Forever
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T10:38:10.000Z
...so who's the Apostate With A Hidden Agenda?
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T10:38:35.000Z
based on the title screen, Neve
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T10:38:56.000Z
since the camera zooms through the others to land on her
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T10:39:22.000Z
Emmrich is not an apostate, except inasmuch as the very concept is weird now
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T10:40:00.000Z
but he is a professor and works for the government, so he simply is not an apostate
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T10:55:41.000Z
Bellara is, being Dalish, an apostate by definition, but - she's been very clear at this point in what she wants
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T10:56:21.000Z
for herself personally
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T11:18:56.000Z
...why do the wisps all gather around Neve, in the lighthouse?
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T11:24:14.000Z
okay, Emmrich is - he's terribly charming
L'fuckingChaim
2024-11-08T11:25:25.000Z
he took me on a lovely walk in the memorial gardens and asked me if I was ever afraid of dying
any other name
2024-11-08T14:55:57.000Z
That scene was so charming
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-12T03:32:13.000Z
(Slides in late) Emmrich is so charming and I love Lucanis making sure Neve gets vitamins so much
Nancy Crawfish
2024-11-12T03:32:43.000Z
And his perspective on life and death in a world where there’s necromancy is really interesting
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