...I was scrolling through my timeline too quickly, and I misread the headline as "Anthony Weiner mauls a City Councilman in lower Manhattan"

I don't know if I need an author, a poet, or an English major, but I don't have the ability to describe this kind of disappointment on my own.Anthony Weiner mulls a City Council run in lower Man...

I want that timeline so much more

just "one of the worst people you know is randomly and very literally going feral" would be so much more preferable

but I am now cursed with the knowledge that no, not only did that not happen, but:

1. Anthony Weiner is still around
2. He, for reasons beyond my comprehension, has his own radio show I guess
3. Might be quite literally inserting his dick into politics, yet again, to everyone's great displeasure

is there a kind of outrage where instead of anger it's just visceral disgust and sadness

in a "how could you possibly fail upwards this hard" sort of way

aww, man, i like your version so much better

right

yes it was!