Starting with a free shampoo in lieu of haircut at great clips

As soon as we stepped outside and she got hit with the cold air she said she was ready to die. I told her she wasn't allowed to die on the property because she would probably haunt it

She took a moment to think about that, then loudly proclaimed it to be bullshit

They're on the drying her hair now and I hope they finish so we can get to McDonald's before 10:30 because then she can get free breakfast

If we don't make it I'll still get her something and swing by Starbucks for her free coffee there.

We don't normally go there but if they're giving out free coffee

For lunch we'll hit up a BW3's so she can get free 10-piece wings and swing by Firehouse subs for a free half turkey sub meal

And then Golden corral gives her a free buffet so I know she can go nuts

The Firehouse sub she'll probably eat tomorrow tbh

I am determined to make sure she is fat and happy today

home again with breakfast and she is making many lip-smacking happy piggy noises

I underestimated the Golden corral crowd

She's checking out all the men around us like they're on the buffet too

As my uncle once said, "I'm old, not dead."

Lol they sat us across from a black couple and she thankfully behaved herself.... Mostly

She eventually started pointing at the fat people, the bald people, and shook her tit at the women's husband

At least she thought it was funny and understood it was the dementia

After they left she fell in love with the guy at the table behind them that was facing her and he played along blowing kisses at her

He came up and gave her a hug when we were leaving so that was nice

Luckily I used the Walker chair for the restaurant so I didn't have to get a wheelbarrow to roll her back out to the car