no seriously i have a college level dissertation for why NO ONE SHOULD DATE SETO KAIBA

point one: why would you?

LISTEN.

Annie would damn well try.

finally. a tree for Annie to try climbing

They would not be each other's end games at all.

absolutely not

Kaiba cultivates an unapproachable aura.

But also I could see them having an unhealthy habit of furious angry banging. I say. As someone who once played Seto.

... donnie does like 'em cute and mean

oh my godddd

YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO BETTER

sFHDSLKAFJ

JUST SAYIN

ITS OKAY... YUZU WOULD NOT PUT UP WITH HIS SHIT

Kaiba is his type, step on him.

(admittedly there's a song about a man in finance, 6'5", trust fund, blue eyes and he fits just about every criteria)

you get scott summers?

LOL

SCOTT SUMMERS...NOT EVEN SCOTT DESERVES THIS

well no technically you'd get logan but i refuse to compute that so you get who i was logged in as last

ffff that's very fair

LISTEN: that is why she'd be into him. If she wants to read without being bothered he's perfect.

kaiba would step on every single one of these people and not in the sexy way

Yuzu deals with Kaiba's shit for like two seconds before she wants to throw down... or uh

throw cards

okay now i'm logged in as ivan from alien stage, that's somewhat better?

Annie throws him a sword "fight me Japanese Tony Stark."

ghsldkjfslkfjslkjd

yuzu ought to watch out. kaiba is skilled in the art of card shuriken

"Get wrecked, hot pants Kaiba." Annie, NO.

Yuzu "saw a bunch of guys talking about attacking her friends once, immediately barged into their abandoned warehouse hideout alone to pick a fight" Hiiragi does not take shit

Kaiba’s face would be the new picture on the dart board at the Devil’s Nest if him and Noi were dating, and Michael would approach it like a business venture. Keep his cards away from his paperwork and everything will run smoothly

HOT PANTS KAIBA...

also tho like. there's the temptation to app kaiba instead of ryou back to heckin lmao.

he's just RIGHT THERE

His pants are pretty much painted on. Annie would poke at that.

ROFL

I used to RP Kaiba way back in the day and this is all legit.

I have dazai rn who might actually be worse lmaooooo

but also they’d be interesting bc dazai is brilliant but acts like an idiot, but kaiba would probably see through him pretty quick

bring him to etraya

i love u guys lol. and also i can't stop laughing at PAINTED ON PANTS. idk what kaiba's problem is, why does he dress like this?? fucking weirdo he is

also idk anything about etraya but i can peek in there. >o>

the reality is he's gonna end up in a game

etraya conveniently JUST had its tdm go up today

it’s a check-in ac game where the premise is your character has been chosen as the representative for their universe to come prove it is worthy to be saved bc the multiverse is too big and some worlds need to get thanos snapped

I mean

points at my love for these idiots

jason todd.

they would

never work.

slides in here late with and i've probably thrown this at you before but. i can make you ship this with a single song.Icon For Hire ~ Sorry About Your Parents ~ Lyricskaiba pov.
you're welcome

both of them feeling this bizarre cocktail of sympathy and derision!!!!!