Even if this wasn't obviously hellaverse inspired, he is a DRAGON. this is what peak performance looks like ladies and gentlemen

he makes a good dregum

peak performance in stiletto heels

Seto Kaiba is a scalie. who else puts bewd everywhere in his life?

The only other man as obsessed with his brand is Vox, lbr

also bonus reason why he has to wear fucking idk 9 inch heels

dude yeah.

imagine vox and kaiba competing

i'm 100% convinced Kaiba could challenge an overlord in under a year. under half. maybe even a month. he's MOTIVATED.

anyway i could app him to heckin

i'm coming around to it. the art CERTAINLY helps

They also have a weird homoerotic obsession with their rival in common, too

...damn. yep.

god i can't believe the dragon and the tv are the same

Those are fuck me pumps if I’ve ever seen them

But hot damn does he look good, my compliments to the chef

ehehe thank~

If my attention span comes back from the war and I make a Vox journal, I would happily meme the fuck out of them having CR

Look, Vel already finds him INTERESTING

A less obnoxious version of Vox. What

TELL HER HOW SHE'S WRONG!!!!

oh how DARE

THE OBNOXIOUSNESS IS PART OF THE CHARM

SHE LOVES HER BOYS BUT ALSO CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR TWO SECONDS?????

Chica, that's like asking the wind to stop fuckin blowing or something

She can hope for some peace and quiet, even if it's never gonna happpen

This is her curse living with two of the biggest loudmouths in hell lbr

It really is, lmfao. She's enjoying her quiet while trying to claw her way back into power, lmfao.

lmao when I was in game as Val, he and Vel def tried that too

Lmfao, the universal constant of Vel, SHUT UP AND LET HER WORK

Oh!!!

nghghghgh temptation to app Yuugi to heckin rising...

I'll also have you know that I have been good and sat on my hands on the urge of throwing my own singular YGO character at shit just because it's hilarious to bother and confuse Kaiba at all times forever.

/quietly pushes Kisara under a rug, yOU SAW NOTHING

i'm so glad my friends are becoming friends, and drawing seto kaiba scalesonas as a result,

rustedpoetry: Oh-ho, our wild Velvette appears

accessories: Ready to be a mcfucking menace

rustedpoetry:

accessories:

i prommy i've been reading this plurk and laughing at all of you lmao

i was just doing it during PT

also WHAT DO YOU MEAN PUSHES KISARA UNDER A RUG

STAR...

I MEAN. She would be a good foil for me from Velvette...

BLUE-EYES WHITE GIRLFRIEND

i mean what

LMFAOOOO

That girl deserves Heaven and that's hilarious

no but it would be so funny if she ended up in game and had a traditional blue eyes design but that clearly matches kaiba's blue eyes alternative style somewhat

or

deep eyes. damn.

deep eyes is heaven coded AND HAS BOBAS

IT SURE DOESSSSSS

i'm dying

I had been toying with the idea of someone else but tbfh this is funnier

man you know

there's 2 bewds with tetas

abyss also has bobs

fkjsdlfje I would ask why the dragons have bobs but then we remember the lore. Again.

the lore and because kaiba is the one making these cards

Y e p

pegasus is dead he's the one making support for his archetype, which is ONLY FOR HIM, because he owns the ONLY ONES

I'm honestly cackling because you know it would take people .5 seconds to clock these idiots

And then I hacked up a lung shuffling the old-ass playlist I have for her and forgot I fucking put Doja Cat's Woman on there, fuck my life.

/scampers off