Ken
2024-11-15T15:06:24.000Z
[boxing?] So we can agree, right? For Mike Tyson VS Jake Paul, either Paul’s leaving the ring in a body bag or the entire thing is rigged.

There’s, like.
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Ken
2024-11-15T15:06:31.000Z
No in-between there.
Rama
2024-11-15T15:07:14.000Z
Depends on how well Tyson's been keeping shape at his age
Rama
2024-11-15T15:07:16.000Z
But also
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Rama
2024-11-15T15:07:24.000Z
Even the risk here means it's probably rigged
Rama
2024-11-15T15:07:43.000Z
Because Tyson at a decent level of health and any amount of effort turns this guy into tomato sauce
danael
2024-11-15T15:53:22.000Z
ideally, i'd like to see tyson punch him and there be a red mist explosion but realistically
CJ
2024-11-15T15:53:32.000Z
Tyson absolutely still has the power to put him in the ground provided he can land, which I believe is a matter of when, not if ... as long as he's kept up his cardio, and is defensively responsible enough not to let Paul land ... because fuck Jake Paul, but the dude had some respectable power even at a much lighter weight
danael
2024-11-15T15:53:37.000Z
paul probably has more endurance
danael
2024-11-15T15:54:06.000Z
he could probably hang through it but i've seen tyson speed training lately and he's still terrifying
CJ
2024-11-15T15:54:07.000Z
Paul is going to have a better gas tank and an edge on speed for sure.
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-15T23:35:14.000Z
I don't even think Paul's gonna have a better gas tank. he MIGHT have an edge on speed.
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-15T23:35:34.000Z
But Tyson has always kept up at least some level of exercise. He is not slouching in any degree.
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-15T23:36:12.000Z
And let's not forget, Tyson has always enjoyed fighting faster opponents.
Ken
2024-11-16T02:48:47.000Z
Looks up

Fuck you mean it’s only scheduled for 8 rounds
Ken
2024-11-16T02:49:45.000Z
Like I know the round number is a flexible thing but that just stuck out to me
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-16T03:01:02.000Z
https://imgs.plurk.com/QEH/y21/I6FGlOaEvYkQc3Zik69myMgebBf_lg.jpg
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-16T03:01:11.000Z
Someone needs to shop Paul onto that.
Ken
2024-11-16T03:01:32.000Z
Hey, don’t insult Homer like that!

Though potentially very prophetic
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-16T03:01:58.000Z
There is nothing defamatory to Homer there.
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-16T03:02:02.000Z
He is indeed local man.
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-16T03:02:38.000Z
I can only imagine that everyone paying to see this fight are doing so to watch Paul's head actually get separated from his body.
Ken
2024-11-16T03:03:14.000Z
Don’t let me dream
Ken
2024-11-16T03:08:16.000Z
Like I’m not even going to say Paul has zero skill or anything. He’s obviously done some work.

But, like. Fuck the Paul brothers, in general.
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-16T03:11:54.000Z
Yep.
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-16T03:12:00.000Z
I'm not saying Paul can't fight.
Guardian Bear J
2024-11-16T03:12:09.000Z
I'm just plainly saying that he can't fight Tyson.
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