im not rping right now so Why Not this might be funny

hell yeah

batty blorbo chartthese guys + yusuke from yu yu hakusho and osamu dazai from bungo stray dogs

YO

why not?

hover over for names and canon

SDLFKHSDLJ TELL ME BASED ON MARUKI ALONE SINCE I DON'T HAVE A CURRENT MUSE LIST

i got Completely distracted doing other shit but i return

castforms: the girlboss violet hunter from copper beeches, she's a governess who actively takes part in the investigation her case is about & is snooping around even before da boyz get there

goodluckmodes: grant munro, decent dude and the client from adventure of the yellow face. the plot of this story involves a secret black biracial child in the 1880s and he just goes WELP THAT'S MY DAUGHTER NOW, not the stepdad the dad who stepped up

theggnator: you get the incredibly high honor of MY PRINCESS MY BABYGIRL, JUST SOME BITCH FROM TORONTO, henry baskerville from the hound of the baskervilles

heir of a very old family who is kind of a himbo and just wants to hang out with watson/make out with his hot neighbor instead of being murdered by an evil ghost dog that has cursed his family

pashchan: i saw you reply here and i knew i had to save this one for you

kitty winter from the illustrious client. former mistress to a piece of shit nobleman whose reputation, career, and body were ruined by him due to getting acid thrown at her. she assists the case and gets revenge by following watson to the dude's house and throwing acid on her ex

she gets a reduced sentence cause the entire jury is like no yeah that guy fucking sucks now that you guys revealed all the crazy shit he did

would kill and die for kitty winter

aviekokyre: hear me out. it's hard to pick for you because you literally play holmes himself but also john clay, the redheaded league, because his whole gimmick and the fact that it almost works is SO funny to me

ngl I was expecting you to go "You play Holmes. Next" Hehe I like that!

The Redheaded League was a fun story

greenlantern: either irene adler herself because i know you would actually do her justice instead of trying to make her a love interest HAHA or hugh boone from twisted lip, i promise not just because he's also in dgs

aviekokyre: LMAO yeah play a different holmes now go

i love redheaded league it's one of my favorites, i know someone who headcanons that clay is one of raffles' exes

... Headcanon accepted because why not

it works right????

mackleberry: problematic fave colonel carruthers from the solitary cyclist in which a lot of this IS his fault but he fucking kills a guy who tries to fraud-marry a woman and gets one of the hardest lines in the canon

“You're too late. She's my wife."
"No, she's your widow."
His revolver cracked, and I saw the blood spurt from the front of Woodley's waistcoat. He spun round with a scream and fell upon his back, his hideous red face turning suddenly to a dreadful mottled pallor.

NO SHE'S YOUR WIDOW GOES CRAZY

nikkernoodle: ok it's cheating to give you irene as well because of opera but i'm giving you her while i try to think of a good one

LMAO I WOULD REALLY LOVE IRENE THIS IS TRU

i'm actually gonna give you inspector hopkins because he's so chill

hes the one who actually likes holmes and has fun learning all his deductive nonsense

honestly you'd have fun with any of the inspectors. i think you could do a really funny athelney jones who is one of the few good things about the sign of four

oh I love that tho

OH THAT FUCKS SO HARD

HELL YEAH

that was for inspector Hopkins but I'm esp any Jones because u know I love a Guy That Needs a Kick in the Pants

*abt jones

mackleberry: he DOES go to jail for the murder, but also he was right to shoot that dude. good job carruthers.

nikkernoodle: LMFAO YEAH JONES REALLY NEEDS A KICK IN THE PANTS

I WOULD HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH THAT NGL

irene is actually really competent tho ajlsdkfj;sd

BUT I APPRECIATE THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE

YOU COULD HANDLE HER

omg hell yes.PERFECT. He's so stupid!!

big of heart dumb of ass probably big of ass also

After the terrifying events of The Hound of the Baskervilles, Henry and Dr. James Mortimer travel together around the world, a voyage which helps him to recover from the shocking events. It is unclear whether Mortimer’s wife accompanied them.

THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY WAY TO END HIS ARTICLE ALSO

lmao

wow buddy

Get it Mortimer, get that himbo

good for them

getting him on the miss Stapleton rebound