some other shit i found on the way to choosing these:

if anyone finds a listing for that bumper sticker i'll hug you

oh also

Rofl that bumper sticker is great

anyway the post in heckin is going great, kaiba's already been read incorrectly for filth, even though he's definitely way too repressed to make a sex robot

ikr i want it

I found it XD

https://www.redbubble.co...

i think about lobster with a monster daily

I ALSO THINK ABOUT IT DAILY IT'S SO FUNNY

also oh my god ty for this blessing BlackPidgeot i owe you my life

i'm so in the reeds fellas

i was trying to type something somewhere for a search and for no good reason i typed seto kaiba

bet you got some fun results tho

that happened yesterday too when i was trying to search up paint in the windows search bar, and i assure you i got no results lmao

I DIDN'T HIT ENTER ON EITHER THO I CAUGHT MYSELF

HUFFS. this is tagplurk and i won't complain much here but also it is my plurk and i deserve to whine a little bit about MY BACK HURTS...

cries

back pls we have to do the work of 2 ppl

i'm putting this in here again

idc that's still fucking funny

If Valentino comes back, someone has to send Kaiba to him so he can get his freak fix

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

Kaiba doesn't even understand his own sexual needs how is he going to interact with the nasty moth man

also

putting THIS here because it's funny

Maybe Porn Daddy can help him learn how not to be such a vanilla dweeb

ABSOLUTELY NOT

HE REITERATES: WHY ARE ALL ADULTS SO FUCKING WEIRD

Because he is the skid mark (albeit a fancy one) on the underpants of society

kaiba you are a scaly whose company makes holograms of dragons and your dead boyfriend
it is ABSOLUTELY a porn thing but for you specifically
you own a company that makes porn for seto kaiba.

HE JUST LIKES DRAGONS THAT'S ALL. DRAGONS ARE COOL.

(he did give atem a nice ass though, and beefy arms. no defense for him there.)

"And his perfectly coiffed hair. That took the longest."

crying

LISTEN I LEAN MORE SUB AND HE DIDN'T SAY THAT IN THE SUB

though that is a perfect line delivered by a perfect VA

in the sub he obsesses over how they recreated atem's annoying smugass attitude instead

...that's still pretty gay to be fair

it's incredibly gay. he hisses it through his teeth with pent-up loathing (longing)

can't believe heckin gave me a horny prompt option so i can show everyone how inept seto kaiba is at horny.

Such a gift

sighs. no, i can't really do tags tonight. I need to start winding down, but I did write this award winner to Skein!Jou

I'm testing out some inhuman behaviors on him and i've decided that when he's annoyed, he lashes his tail into the ground.

make a loud sound!

regain control of self!

he's going to express dragon-like behaviors as it is so i mean. rule of fun!

oh! also! when he's feeling strong emotions his body glows

he has blue-eyes alternative accents and they work like, uh. kind of like a Seawing's scales, in a basic sense. He can't control the flashing in a pattern that can be used to convey language, but they DO BE GETTIN BRIGHT WHEN HE FEELS

i love it....

jou, way too used to losing to yugi: bro it is a Casual Duel,

some tags lmao

i'm a little overwhelmed, and i'm very very tired, so i just skimmed the top. I'll do more probably on thursday than anything else, work's just beating me to hell

anyway on the topic of retail therapy - i found someone selling an animation board from DSOD on ebay and im totally not bidding on it (i am)

they have SEVERAL things i've put bids on, actually. rare stuff

animation board!!

i have not bid on the DSOD banner though. what would i do with that

(don't do it kitten)

look at he

he looks unexpectedly calm and rational. like a normal person almost.

it's a very good art tho :0

ikr???

if it goes for a reasonable price i'll take it 100%

also tho tell me not to do it

i'm like spongebob by the water vase like "i don't need it"

oooooo

also wheezes sorry about your tag popularity...

NO IT'S OK i'm overwhelmed but it's nice!

i didn't expect anyone to put up with this man like they have lol

gjhdfkjhdfg leaves a ramble in dms on that note,

i fell asleep in the bathtub lmao. TAGGING TODAY WAS...A FAILURE...

I did manage to tag in some psls tho, a slight win.

its me fr lol

gonna take my meds and maybe tap a few little things out, then go sleep. i posted my lab AC tho! winning!

yayyy

success...

my inbox is disastrous holy shit

45 notifs, and most of those are definitely...tags..

thank u everyone for tags i love you but AAAAAA

(is anyone left on this timeline to know what this icon is even from. can i use it without people screaming)

everyone loves seto kaiba and no one can pinpoint exactly why
god knows he doesn't deserve it

HE DOES NOT.

HE'S TERRIBLE.

i do think that in terms of sheer cultural osmosis tho people who don't yugimon are going to be more interested in tagging a kaiba than they would even an atem
atem's look is iconic but more people can probably say what kaiba's personality is
he's so loud and obnoxious about it

(see: the number of ygo parodies put out by mainstream media outlets in which kaiba's personality is not changed one whit and that's what makes the joke land)

I AGAIN APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR SUCCESS KITTEN

me when i get home and i'm so sleepy i can't even type lmao

i keep forgetting letters, and usually that's a real hard problem to have for me, but my fingers are not cooperating.

tomorrow is REST DAY though. finally. god.

anyway yeah mari you're right i think. kaiba's the most identifiable ygo by sheer personality. he's absolutely bonkers.

and lol usagi. xD success is not a terrible thing! i'm flattered just. sleepy

i definitely failed on conversational fronts today, too tired, too sore, and i hung out with mark today so

i hope to catch up some tomorrow, i see a HISOKA TAG. mr murder clown guy

h'okay. working my way unevenly down this PILE of tags. lmao. starting with kaiba on the questionnaire post

Kaiba -> Klaus. someone should tell klaus he can just blow reginald up

blow him up as a treat

Kaiba -> Ari
Kaiba -> Noi
Kaiba -> Idia
Kaiba -> Alastor
Kaiba -> Skuld
Kaiba -> Michael
Kaiba -> Hisoka

Hahaha

man he's an asshole in some of these

he got so offended at Michael saying "i don't like games" that he went off

and then he told Skuld to GIT GUD

ANYWAY at some point i hope to work my way through Heckin tags so I can actually touch on Lab tags. ya gurl is trying

as evidenced by eight fuckin tags just now

Kaiba -> Ozzie, handshaking about this hell sucks

Kaiba -> Mae, I'M A RICH NERD! GET ON MY LEVEL!

ok ok i went out of order here but

Kaiba -> Skuld HE'S THE BEST DON'T TRY TO STEP TO HIM OR ELSE HE'LL FLATTEN YOU

WHEEZING. Michael like hokay let’s play

LMAO

YOU WANNA GO OLD MAN

TIME TO DUEL, BOY. He called Kaiba a child, this should go over well

Actual footage of Michael and Kaiba, I am throwing it in photoshop later

i hear this in my headDrip Goku Meme Song ORIGINAL (Dragon Ball Super Musi...

popcorns Frantically god i love him

oh i'm putting this here for posterity

Bro you just posted Cringe you are going to lose sub...

one of these days i'll get to the greed tag which is like basically the only one i have left to touch on this post

HMMM SOUNDS LIKE.. ANGSTY TEENAGE BEHAVIOR TO HIM

Silly rabbit, he forgot about you the second he switched off his phone

i wish so bad jou was in entirely so he could threadjack like man you sound fun at parties

but re: michael's 'everyone outgrows games' ajfjfjfjf

[jou voice] hows life bein boring,

god im Losing it tho K A I B A...

Like he has time for parties, some of us have to work you damn teenagers. If someone had a duel in front of him he would be all, the only thing that would make this even more disappointing is if you yelled out the attack name-- aaand there it is

WHEEZE that gag tag

bro get hobbies
bro
bro!!!

kaiba: yeah michael get hobbies

Get a wife or husband looks at Jou

Jou immediately turning red and hiding his dogtags ngl,

dont do this to him hes from a slowburn au

Control your slow burning loins, sir, not in front of his salad

ITS NOT HIS FAULT ITS K A I B-

covers his mouth,

GOTCHA

michaels hobby confirmed: fuckin w people

Dude is older than the Earth, give him this

its true, he deserves the fun,

Lucifer is the troll of the fam, they’re in good hands

kaiba: ew no what.

like, at the jou thing lol

WHY DOES OPENING THE PLURK NEVER SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM

kaiba's going to have his pick of the litter, and he doesn't want ANY OF THEM

jou: no. loser. yuck.
yuugi: no. vessel.
kisara: ...!??!?!?!? WHY DOES HE FEEL THINGS? NO. NO NO NO! NOT IN HIS CONTROL!?!!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

he's such a rude little bitch and he'll fall for one of them eventually

it is...honestly terrible that none of them are in yet. the basket is WASTED on him

ajsjrjtfifjfj

For some reason, a cherub is following Kaiba around with a boombox that plays Is This Love by Whitesnake when he’s around the three of them. How suspicious

Or, more comically, Never Gonna Give You Up

hes sorry kaiba he swears it makes sense and yes the other you would Also want him extremely dead

Jcjfjgjgfjfj just Eternal rickrolling

EVERYONE STOP TRYING TO BE ANYTHING BUT A GAMER IN HIS PRESENCE HE'S TIRED OF Y'ALL'S SHIT

Kdfjfjdjfjfjfjdudhdjdj WE CANT ALL BE 24HR GAMING !!!

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL ISSUE!!!!

anyway i finally did the tag to greed and it's just. kaiba. honey. please.

people can see you

KAIBA, PLEASE. Just be poly, problem solved what

he can't even handle his own sexuality, how's he gonna handle 3 other ppl

no but this is funny to talk about, because in a psl i'm doing, he literally did dirty talk with a character in his jet, and then said "alright it's time to stop" when he popped a boner because HE THOUGHT THAT WAS ANNOYING AND DISTRACTING

i need you guys to understand

he's not connecting the dots of "dirty talk" and "a boner suddenly"

SIR....

he stopped the dirty talk because the boner was ruining the mood of the game

and then he proceeded to tell the other character "alright we have stuff to do go take care of yourself and i'll do me. BYE"

HOW are you her priest again???? He's just as dumb, it's fine

KAIBA YOURE HOPELESS...

HE HAS DECIDED BONERS ARE AN INCONVENIENCE TO BE DEALT WITH AND NOTHING ELSE. He's running a business you know.

damn son

KAIBA

Maybe keep that on the DL

well HE'S NOT GOING TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT NO

SIGH

why would he ever talk about his dick to people? y'all are weird

sounds like the people accusing him of building pornbots are the ones who need and want pornbots

gdfhg

(Also lmao Noi is going to hang up on Kaiba) DWEEB

When even the outcast lady knows more than him.... sad

rip in fuckkkk kaibaaa

valid to hang up on him

Kaiba -> A bunch of tags on this post

Kaiba -> Kisara, TDM, being uhhh. He's being weird at her.

i'm sorry

Kaiba -> Jou i'm not sorry about this one though. that's just how he is.

man last night was wild lmao

i did all of my Heckin tags, which means hopefully i can pivot to Lab today when i get home!

One thing about being in two games with two different characters is that I have to rotate what game I'm doing stuff in.

It's why I'm struggling with Ryou a bit

But I was waiting to see what this month will bring too! Structure is nice. :U