Kaiba's first foray on the network was pretty fun, lol. for me, not him.

he received valuable information, and also got exasperated at people being horny-coded

I mean, if I get the girl in this month....

just putting it out there: i don't play sex god kaiba, i don't subscribe to that magazine

he's too busy ENRICHING HIS FAVORITE GAME WITH HOLOGRAMS and PINING FOR HIS DEAD BITCHASS CRUSH WHO LEFT HIM ON READ FOREVER to decode the truth about his own sexuality. and i don't mean which way he leans either

i mean, dealing with it as a concept.

but anyway YEAH he's going to try and get a small place where he can at least tinker, and some supplies to do so. he wants to make TECHNOLOGY

Afraid of Technology

for my amusement i might have this fucker pick up a gift basket. if i do it'll be the hell basket and he'll have to deal with being horny and it'll be stupid.

also lmao skeinJous here to help u figure it out bud,
and hes turbo straight so he doesnt even have ulterior motive

L O L

For Christmas, Noi getting Kaiba a set of naughty playing cards. Fly high you lil repressed weirdo, she’ll march with and play Go Fish with you

THE LAST PERSON HE WANTS HELPING HIM WITH HIS SEXUALITY IS YOU JOSEPH

NOI OH MY GOD

BUT YEAH, UH. Vel is totally open and available for helping on promoting and technological shit --and also totally down to help with the whole getting a place thing since she's ALSO WORKING ON THAT....-

I fucked that up, oops

oh yeah as soon as i remembered the timing

jou mcfuckin lov chrimmus

youre gonna die kaiba

emporio meanwhile, has barely celebrated and also that was prison
so

Prison rules, Kaiba’s favorite

you know i'm just gonna say it

WHEEZE

niffty's missing out on this bad boy

AHAHAHHAHA

YELLING

Seto “I dropped the soap on purpose” Kaiba

SHE IS

GHBSDLFKJS WHAT

NO

SCREAAAAAAMS NOOO

OH MY GOD

CRYING, HOWLING

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS partnering with Vel on at least a short term stint is likely to happen. She's got a brain where none of these other people do. he likes that in a business connection.

i was so tempted to write he likes that in a man btw. i controlled myself.

Hell yeah. She's into it since she's used to working with others in her business shit anyway.

adopt my boy
hes got so many powerful connections, be the next one- i mean what

PFFFT.

OH USAGI HE UH

he might casually adopt emporio. not even on purpose

GOOD

He keeps picking up these weirdos

kaiba: i'm going to call you mokuba 2

(he wouldn't dare)

im very excited abt that thread for many reasons including 'one day emporio can tell him abt [SPOILERS]'

MOKUBA TOFNFFJFNF

nokuba

lmfaooooo. He does that and Vel just wanders by and points at Emporio like "I made that, btw, ur welcome"

(THE CLOTHING.)

TBH EMPORIO IS ABOUT AS SMART

its like someone smashed yugi, jou, and mokuba into a hispanic kid

HE LIKES THAT IN A CHILD (picks out jou pieces like nasty ass oden bits and throws them out)

also

THE JOU PIECES ARE HIS PALETTE YOU MONSTER-

my dream is for someone to challenge this man to a drinking contest. HE CANNOT TURN DOWN A CHALLENGE

OH NO, LMFAO

oh god

Gods, he really is just a younger and less horny Vox, send help

HE'S EIGHTEEN AND HE WILL NOT LET ANYONE DRINK HIM UNDER THE TABLE UNLESS HE'S DEAD OR DYING

A contest you say...

MAN,

he kind of is tho

btw kitten plz understand how close u were to getting me holding my beloved OC up instead of Jou,

(i have a wholeass au series with a mokuba descendant as the main protag)
(she is Not ok)

HE REALLY IS....

omg???

rustedpoetry: Psst. Do you mind if I add you? I keep meaning to ask but I’m a big baby

accessories: Go for it~

how DARE PEOPLE MAKE FRIENDS IN SETO KAIBA'S PRESENCE. HE'S GOING TO FIRE ALL OF YOU

WOW, FUCKING RUDE.

i can dm the Stuff but shes gr8

bc basically
mokuba looked at a baby in his old old age and went
'aww makes me think of niisama'
so her parents went AIGHT DO GOOD IN SCHOOL

Yuume, who is Extremely of Mokubas Line: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOO
Yuume in her 20s: and that was a Mistake it turns out

FRIENDSHIP IS LIES. POWER IS THE BEST!!

Jou: dude it doesnt kill to have both
Jou: thats a thing you can have

Kaiba saying all this shit while his Heaven dragon just squints slowly at him from the background. sir

Kaiba: NO! I DON'T WANT FRIENDS! EW.

Jou: its ok kisara hes what the people in th' biz call a Tsundere

"????? Okay?"

'ah shit y wouldnt know that word' 'dont explain it'

;lkjlkh

MY INTERNET IS SO SPOTTY AND IT'S SO COLD BUT YOU GUYS GOT IT RIGHT he's a fucking tsun i hate it

put him in the garbage

wanna make a deal with bulma this month in exchange for her Build Skills

DEFINITELY

HE HAS COME TO BARGAIN

GIVE HIM PARTS AND RECEIVE MONEY

I'm trying to get some contracts going for her since i feel ive underutilized the mechanic, so if there's anything you'd be interested in kaiba contributing to that....I am all ears

she DOES want money tho lol

it'll be tricky!

he's not interested in offering any of his soul at all, and he won't disadvantage himself

HE'S A PAIN

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im following All of them