The only thing I can think of is to rewrite it as "Papa come quick, Jody's brought home a kitty" and make it about a family adopting an unexpected cat.

I don't even LIKE the song but it's so stupidly catchy that hearing half a bar lets it move in rent free

the lyrics actively anger me

I gotta turn this around somehow

Oh noooo

I think since I'm literally wearing headphones 24/7, I don't get earworms since I'm always listening to something. I'd recommend an audiobook, though.

Listening to audio does help as long as it's playing!<3

Sometimes it takes a really specific earworm to evict another one for some reason XD

may I direct you to COTTON-EYE JOE

(I am not going to paste it XD)

you said the words and it is summoned

the evil is defeated!

Oh God now I'm thinking of a song about an STD

oh no XD;;;;