First shift already HAD lunch and second shift is what, supposed to take lunch break as soon as they get here?

I feel like that's when you place two diff. pizza orders

Why not just order first and second shift pizza at different times, come on man.

Plurk isnt updating BUT YES EXACTLY

yeah that's usually what... one does... do one order per shift

good lord

This is like a how-to on throwing an inept pizza party

Our boss and upper management in general is so out of touch with literal humans, its kind of fascinating.

Also we're all still pissed about not getting a holiday bonus last year lol. Me and one of the boss's favorite boys are pretty tight and he told me that boss was genuinely surprised to hear that literally the whole company was pissed about it, SO. here's hoping we don't get stiffed this year.

(Also advice to bosses, if you're going to give a christmas bonus maybe so it BEFORE BLACK FRIDAY AND CYBER MONDAY)

They announced our bonus is next week. lol. just too late for all the mattress sales and I need a new one.

tho they haven't said how much it is. Watch it be like $300.

ugh balls

companies only think in numbers not actual life events

My job sent us our holiday bonus the payday before thanksgiving...they send it that early every year, and even if it’s a small one I’m glad they do it early so you can use it

But wtf this sad pizza handling smh

lmao idek man