FUCK THE POLICE (the police being Seto Kaiba)

OH HE'S THE POLICE ALRIGHT

THE POLICE OF YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DUEL DISK IF YOU WANT ONE

nooooooooo

HE turns to velvette like THIS ONE IS BANNED. SELL HER NONE OF MY MERCHANDISE

tbf Mae could never be trusted with that kind of technology

yeah have you seen what she did to her laptop?

I DEFINITELY SAW WHAT SHE DID TO HER LAPTOP

Mae, the first person to get spy/malware on a duel disk

she thinks that but actually as soon as kaiba finds out she got one

he'd flood it with malware

duel disks already come with spyware

I mean the nonkaiba spyware

Someone mark this occasion on the calendar, baby’s first win in Heckin

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FINALLY! VICTORY!!!

A win against Mae though. that's like beating a baby.

NO IT'S A WIN

is it though

is it, is it really?

You beat the idiot

listen he beats an idiot through most of ygo

name's jounouchi

Mae can be his new jou! Or second jou until one apps in

Rofl

I don’t go to this game but Kaiba shenanigans continue to amuse me.

HOWLS AHGIVOKUJDFH

lbr since the real jou has weird AU adaptations against kaibas Specifically, Mae needs to fill a necessary void

How can Kaiba live like this otherwise???

i'm glad the kaiba shenanigans are funny to more than just ppl in the game tbh lol

also YEAH HE NEEDS A REAL JOUNOUCHI, NOT THIS WEIRD ONE WHO WON'T REACT THE WAY HE EXPECTS

i cant wait for the answer to slip out tbh
its not even the anticipated 'oh my fucking god its because of the stupid au crush'

it's because mokuba was absorbed into the main cast during his coma era so everyone had to work really hard to not be mean about this kids coma sibling,

Mokuba sitting at the monster world table like OwO

also also: is anyone interested in forcing a basket into his hands? i want to have someone to blame if he gets either lol. BOTH IS ALSO AN OPTION. free is free he'll bring them both to his room

ahnfciksdgbfvhjkdg

if no one bites im down with emporio

which one would emporio give him? =O

just in case

uhhh lemme go look hang on

its the nice one and its entirely because emporio probably takes one look at hte naughty ones and goes i cant be seen holding this

lmfaos at the side effects
he did not intend for this to happen but apparently the adoption is official now

omg a Mae