i don't feel good so i am laying down and watching tv tonight

i just started season 2...

kaitniss: i am finally watching this and i see ur man lol

all the noises on this show lmao...
those cicadas!!!

so as it stands shane is the most pathetic man ever and not in a good way lol

something is going to happen to dale and make me very sad i can feel it

breathes so incredibly heavily down your neck

my poor dumb broke down trash man ilu for watching this

fr the sound design in those early seasons goes hard

watching with headphones is An Experience

what i learned about daryl so far:
dr jenner: that door is made to withstand rocket launchers
daryl with an axe: YEAH WELL YOUR HEAD AIN'T

problem SOLVER

i see they are making him care about people while his objectively terrible brother is out there somewhere

oh u see that huh

this man is just digging in this corpse lmao

two men autopsy a zombie went on for a long time....
gooey noises

and he is SO UNBOTHERED what a chad

OOF that scene with andrea and dale

I love what s2 tackles thematically and emotionally, it was criticized as slow but I love how they take their time

he IS unbothered
he does all the most awful stuff so other people don't have to??

yes

OH IS ANDREA GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT THE DIRTY SECRETS

everyone slowly realising shane is slimy

I SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TRUST HAPPY MOMENTS

rick has now lost one kid and the other was shot on his watch
not technically his fault in either case but UNFORTUNATE

"it's a waste of time hoping and praying...... because we're gonna find her and she's gonna be just fine" DARYL ????

he's the only one zen around hereeeee

omfg merle's ziploc bag full of drugs

oh no backstory...

the night georgia sounds are especially correct lmao
you would not have been able to fool me if we didn't hear every disgusting tree roach
authenticity

otis!!!!
my guy you are very trusting about shooting things and hoping the bullet doesn't go through them

does no one else have a compatible blood type???

OH I KNEW IT SHANE IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED

and he is in his depression villain era and we know this because he cut his hair

you would think that he would appeal to me as the current worst man on the show but he is a coward so he is just deeply unlikeable

if you're going to suck just own it

effective though so i am not complaining i like to just hate a guy lol

acab andrea don't do it don't choose the cop

the flower....

ohhhh noooo lmao
is herschel keeping his dead family members in the barn......

I PLAYED THE VIDEO GAME LOL ALWAYS BE SUSPICIOUS WHEN THE FARM GUY HAS SECRETS

(of course i was right)

I'm so glad you appreciate shane as the shithead coward he is without him appealing to you too much hahahaha

he's the fan boys favorite but not for good reasons

the flower in the beer bottle... him...

YEAH NO HE JUST SUCKS LOL
disappointed but not surprised that Bad Cop is popular with the fan boys

daryl is also giving the same energy as like
amos from the expanse

like guy with a really rough backstory becomes an adult who has the skills and attitude to survive in this situation but he also has no idea how to deal with feelings or being cared about

merle now literally haunting the narrative

OH NO THIS REVEAL

i feel like this was expected but also you really wanted to hope ahhhh

his nicknames for people...

lmao more actors from other shows

dave was neal on once upon a time

which fills me with distrust

WOW???

he also filled rick with distrust

RICK GRIMES YOU HAVE LEARNED NOTHING

of course now i have dnd and can't see how this resolves right away so naturally i leave off after the carol + daryl scene

omg I have rped him against an amos and it was basically the pointing spidermen meme

LOL

lol ok lori going full tradwife here i guess

sometimes they are just people from rural georgia lmao

ok that was kind of an excellent save from the bus lol

of COURSE he's the torture guy

yeah lori gets so much hate from all sides but I find her to be just sooo real

houswife married to a rural cop, what other type of life would she lead lmao

YEAH LMAO

the world is ending in front of her eyes and the eyes of her small child and fans are like "idk why she had to find another man right away tho" like cmon

also hershel opening with "where's your family from" was activating my fight or flight but then he really took that in a good direction

lmao i would be more upset about dale rn if i didn't know this was coming because my buddy accidentally spoiled this during dnd

BUT THEN I DID BECOME UPSET WHEN DARYL STEPPED IN AGAIN??

omg thanks buddy but also GOD IKR

oh fuck

horrible implications lmao

i suppose this was foreshadowed by the security guards who didn't have bites

meaning randall will probably uhhh return...

oh are you serious i was gonna do rp but this is the season finale so !!! MIGHT AS WELL

oh that was him lmao

uh????? lol

lady with a KATANA

oh rick found his cop self after all this time

lol is that a PRISON

omg I l o v e how little you know???

this plurk is feeding me

LMAO I'M GLAD because yeah i know nothing!

there was a time where i was so like exhausted with all the zombie media at one time i tuned all of it out aside from when my partner at the time played the video game

oh yeah, there was So Much at one time

lori asking all the pregnancy horror questions everyone was thinking

oh no it's MERLE

i knew the governor couldn't be trusted but also wtf

also asking this cop to trust these prisoners? lol lmao

AWW T DOG RIP

finding out in the 11th hour that lori had carl via c section is like
we could've seen this coming why didn't you

like i have neglected to comment on the pregnancy plot because there is no version of this where i'm not gonna think this is the dumbest thing anyone could ever do
AND I GET IT like idk hope for the future (haha???) but also like
extremely dumb and selfish thing to do!!!

was it worth it to traumatise the son you had for the rest of his life???
i'm so mad for carl lmao he didn't deserve this

and rick rolls around on the ground and cries

COMFORT YOUR SON YOU ASSHOLE LMAO

ep 4: the gang has a great day

i expect people to die often on this show but MAN

now we are in that period of anticipation where i know the brothers are gonna run into each other at some point and it's gonna be messy
in all things i love brother drama lmao

just a very healthy family, nothing to see here

kaitniss: HE'S SO GOOD WITH THE BABY I AM IN PAIN

him and amos... good with kids...

MEANWHILE RICK GRIMES, COVERED IN BLOOD

i can't judge him even if he is an asshole lmao

this is the daemon targaryen method of handling your grief tbh

this very very loud party feels ill advised given the whole herd business

daryl and the baby struck me dead, I picked him up as my rp main right after this season aired

so... many... years ago

HAHA HONESTLY I was thinking you'd vibe with a lot of rick's crazy stages

i do love when a man gets Worse

LOL I'M SORRY THE WAY THIS HAPPENED WAS JUST REALLY FUNNY

the person on the phone like "how did you lose your wife?"
rick confused how they knew he had a wife when he told him he had a kid and a newborn
"tell me how you lost your wife"

"i don't want to talk about that"
AND THEN THEY HUNG UP LOL

would you share your feelings to see your found family to safety (potentially)?
no

AND HE TALKED TO CARL

oh hallucinations HUH

LOL LMAO

things are happening so much

the governor has acquired an evil eye patch

andrea's poor taste in dudes continues

hmm i feel like blaming this on merle is a bad choice

i like none of these people but he's very good at killing people

really out here just MAKING MORE PROBLEMS FOR YOURSELVES

andrea's bad taste being consistent cracks me up so hard

girl is really out here in a world of bad choices like "I'll take the worst one please"

YEAH

sometimes you have a type and it's manipulative assholes

oh is rick straight up just hallucinating ghosts now

wild

perhaps he doesn't need to be in charge

lol

lmfao mmm yes perhaps

everyone looking at each other like
what do you MEAN daryl left and took what stability we had with him

hershel is doing his best

NO!!! how dare they make the last convict guy endearing only to kill him like thaT SO RUDE

they're still currently in their "only one black guy at a time" era

LOL IT'S TRUE

morgan is the most traumatised man out here....

he's doing... great...

mat said welcome 🤷‍♀️

i do love her

lmao the butler

i MEAN

sorry andrea your boy just sucks

like why is this even happening lol

these people bonding....

of COURSE they have to bond over the shared pain of lost wives

if only you had assassinated him while you had the chance andrea

this man is exponentially more infuriating than shane ever was lmao

i eagerly await his death

having to pause to process this scene because lol

FIRST OF ALL beyond having to unpack the horrors of 4 racist white men deciding the fate of a black woman but then merle doing a surprising amount of character development

which like yeah racist people do be less racist when they realise we're all humans i lived in georgia for 16 years this is my lived experience lmao

but he can't just say that he has to also shame rick about it lmao

the governor and merle are like top tier hateable

it is a race to the bottom and right now the governor is winning

i remember this actor from another show and he played kind of a scumbag in that too he's very good at it lmao

right, I hate him but god I pretty much live for the performance, he's chewing every piece of scenery

IT'S TRUE HE'S SO GOOD
the way he stalked andrea through the abandoned building and kept rattling things and dragging his shovel was really tense
him and his shitty eye patch

suuuuch a tense ep, AND THEN THE END??

where Rick kind of saw something but second guessed it as a hallucination

devastating

SERIOUSLY i was yelling lmao

GLENN "i care more about her than i care about me"

please love yourself......

merle????

he grand theft auto'd this mission

HE BIT HIS FINGERS OFF

insane

rick: it's important to be able to make your own choices
also rick: please please stop giving me this responsibility

rick: it can't be like that (i am literally hallucinating)

NO THIS TURNED OUT WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT HE WAS GONNA TURN

the most infuriating man on television

i'm not sure how i want him to die but i hope it's satisfying

absolutely insanr waste of ammo

lmao embarrassing
rolled in here with the entire army for nothing

lmao hershel throwing shade with the bible

OK BUT HE MIGHT NOT STILL BE ALIVE BY THE TIME YOU MANAGE TO GET THE CUFFS OFF ANDREA WHAT THE FUCK

i'm that judge judy gif

she needs both feet to pick those up are you kidding lmao

SKILL ISSUE

THE WAY CARL WAS PREPARED WITH FACTS AND EVIDENCE

OH I FORGOT BEAR MCREARY DID THE MUSIC FOR THIS

i was like damn the music there just hit hard

HIM

that was season 3.....

omg bear punching you with musical feeling just like he did me at the end of that season...

I love those eps so muuuuch what a journey you just took me on hahahaha

kaitniss: OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THAT HIT SO SPECIFIC A THING LMAO

"the objectively worse older brother dies to protect the younger brother and also becomes an undead monster he has to put down"
RUDE TBH

OH AND GLENN AND MAGGIE GETTING MARRIED
found family intensifies

istg if the pigs can be zombies...

a zombie boar would be the scariest thing ever lmao

oh it's WORSE

an aggressive FLU??? bro what

not just the zombie virus but turbo covid

the way rick overcorrects every time lmao

pours one out for the turbo covid plot hahahaha

terrifying at the time, even more terrifying now somehow

i knew it would be impossible to live like this without traumatising all the children but lol WOW

also daryl looking out for pretty rocks because he knew someone would want to mark a grave with it...

ominous.... how they gave hershel this whole episode and some emotional music i'm Concerned

teaching carl how to operate the automatic weapon on the fly lmao

I FUCKING KNEW IT

THAT ASSHOLE IS JUST LURKING

god this season is so much hahahaha

IT REALLY IS
now carol is gone and half the group is still sick and many more outright died...

is the governor going to remember what it's like to have a daughter so he can decide he's mad at michonne again