I'm winning c:

I appreciate what a jamjar FEH is. Hector confronted Oswin about Uther's illness and because they're not in the same circumstances as canon, Oswin actually told him the truth, and Hector's reaction is to send Leila on a mission to find someone who might be able to cure it

jamjar-ass plot, no two ways about it

Also a really good line

all of your dreams have come true

i'm so glad you're getting fed

I'm being fed such delicious fucking food, it's beyond my wildest expectations

Hector: Hey, Hector, I think we should gather up all the other Hectors and all the Eliwoods and fight it out to determine which is the strongest once and for all
Hector: Hector, that's a great idea