Oh roflmaoooo

this is so true and correct alkdjsd

' Peter does not notice enough to give a damn, because they are between him and his three protein shakes.'

Peter intimidating Gamora by accident too hahaha

"Yondu: perpetually vaguely confused at the level of time his large trash son spends primping carefully in front of the mirror."

I lost it at large trash son. Peter really is big

I loved your side notes in the description of him on your journal

HIM THICC

It's really funny from a ship dynamics perspective too. Peter gets up in the morning and begins his twelve-step skincare routine. Meanwhile Rocket has squinted in the mirror, determined that shaving can be a future-him problem, and wandered off vaguely raking a hand through his hair to perform the sniff test on yesterday's shirt

ashaksd ahaha well....it's true too XD

have you seen this man's thighs, jesus. Peter doesn't skip leg day. He stayed fit running from his problems. And Yondu.

ppff. that's exactly how it goes. Good thing Peter likes you scruffy. What a disaster man you are

one day Peter will chase him with a comb

One day he's going to have to actually clean up nice for some reason, and Peter's going to lose his entire mind

Rocket shows up after a spa day wearing a suit and Peter immediately aims his blaster to the guy's face because he obviously has been replaced

he will appreciate the look very much once he's sure this is Rocket and he's still sane

lmao

Rocket: "Fuck this, I can't believe I have to wear this fucking thing, what the fuck is that weird-ass flowery smell—"
Peter: "...oh okay good, it is you."

Peter: ...pheeeew, I was worried for a second

Also Peter: hmmmm

you look nice

Rocket:

Peter: 😍

Damn

Peter after that, having to discourage strangers trying to rizz up Rocket

Rocket's going to be so annoyed about all of this

He has to dress up like a real person AND randos are perceiving him? 0/10

yeah but on the plus side, Peter might drag him into a dark room to have his way with him. Isn't that a plus????

Rocket, making a list:

Cons: I look like a MUPPET
Pros: blowjobs from my not boyfriend...

much to consider

Hmmmm he does like Peter having his way with him

But also Peter's real easy so he doesn't really have to dress like anything in particular to make that happen

WOW

Wow

It's true but like, shut up jackass

Rocket's totally right too

One day I need Rocket to get jealous of someone trying to flirt with Peter

But knowing him he would just be extra sarcastic to Peter too

Rocket, talking to the person trying to flirt: why would you be interested in any of this??? /vague gesture towards Peter

lmao

"Like I know I got no taste but what's your excuse?"

it would depend on the circumstances I guess, but I don't think he'd be naturally inclined towards jealousy really?

Like he knows what he means to Peter, and he knows no random person's coming anywhere close to that

Due to who he fundamentally is as a person, there's no way his take on the whole concept isn't going to be deeply fucking weird

uhhhh I know we already have many threads going, but I may have been inspired to dust off my sock account here for reasons of definitely not thirstposting

Peter, next to them all: could you stop being a bitch? it's for free

no yeah, that makes sense. Plus he's seen people flirt with Peter before, like in vol2 with Ayesha . It just kinda happens sometimes

Rocket and Peter, allowing it to happen when the person is an asshole because it's an elaborate scam in which Peter distract them for a bit and Rocket robs them blind

OHOHOHOH

I need to do a family thing now that I got home but I'll hit you up

First of all, he will not stop being a bitch and you can't make him

Peter: I don't know what I expected

You chose this, Peter

This contrary little dickhead is your problem now

What can he say, Pter always had spectacular taste in partners

if they don't try to kill him, kidnapp him or sass him, he's not interested.

thesummoningdark: I'm really sorry abotu the slow tags these days, I've been busy or out of the house for the past 3 days orz

but I m trying to catch up with my almost 30 tags, promise

Don't even worry about it, I'm really busy this weekend too <3

I will be excited to receive tags whenever you have time to get to them

(And I still owe you on the formal wear meme too tbf)

ah thanks bb! yeah the day coming up to Christmas are crazy in general X_X

I'll hit you up asap

(and no rush with that one either)

Yeah, this time of year is always so busy

I owe so many tags but I've barely even had time to look at my inbox in the last few days

frankly I think everyone's in the same boat, but I wanted you to let you know still :C

I appreciate you

you are so sweet