herding missile toads and other nonsense

...why fishing pole, moprh

maybe they're fishing

for smooches

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suddenly two different people are questioning Morph's choice of snowman, I see y'all coming for them tonight

Go get the mutant!! C<

I'm finally starting to feel human again, so hopefully I can toss them a Douman today

yesss good

person #3 asking about the snowman now LOL
somehow this is the most obvious thing they've ever done about having a crush

Ngl I'm dang tempted to tag in 3 as well

lkjlhlk plz
I will say Morph is fully intending for Douman to find it later, just not while they're there

They'll get sued for copyright infringement c<

no see there's a smile on the mask, and since Douman doesn't smile it's legally distinct

so his excuse is being a bad artist?

ngl I debated whether it should be a smile or a frown
but the smile is aspirational y'see

lmao poor Douman! even his mask with its carved smile can't hide his true frowny nature

I guess that makes the snowman both something of a cheeky warning and also Morph going 'you should smile more '

the stick hair is killing me X'D

literal bird's nest

ljlkgjl Kurt calling Morph out on their description of the snowman

'oh hey that's like Wolverine!'

Morph over here sweating

fghfghfghfh

"Snow Mercy" omg

see he's badass as a snowman too

I tried to google how Snow Mercy would be translated into Japanese, and snow gave me the predictable yuki.

But when I tried to type in mercy, it kept suggesting mercy killing

LOL

I mean.... that works too

it's a bit more IC for him than "mercy" alone, for sure x'D

but also Doumam, plz, for serious-!

I'm still laughing at how many people are falling for Morph's excuses hj;jkhgjl

just shows that Douman's slipperiness works c:

aka I should be more active, lmao

that too

holy SHIT I got a tag from a comics Loki?!?

poor Morph is going to really be wondering who the fuck he is though lmaoooo

I grinned so hard at the comic looks female toad bit when I read it 😂

A+ try Loki, if only Morph swang that way!

LOL RIGHT

I'm gonna stalk this shapeshifter vs shapeshifter showdown so hard, jsyk

with a bucket of popcorn

luckily work is slow so hopefully I can tackle my tags this morning and get to it soon

I do think these two would probably be fast friends but Morph isn't going to let someone vanquish their toad army!!

I hope they'll consider to app just so that Douman can take a look and go "oh god, there's two of them now!"

HAHA Loki's capable of way more chaos than Morph is, too.... and I'd love to see Douman having to deal with another god hanging around

(even if the Marvel ones are technically super powered aliens and not real gods w/e)

"At least he's better than Ebisu" - famous last words before everything's on fire

lmfao

the mlem consequences