our front desk manager trying to explain to a half-day kiddo that it is RAINING and even though normally he's allowed to leave by himself he should stay here until his mom calls to say she's here

Me: yeah it raining so hard. I had an umbrella and still got wet. feel my hair!

(I showered this morning)

anyway he was convinced lol

lol

to be fair my jacket sleeves did get quite wet despite my umbrella. close enough

Lying for good!

chaotic good, rogue edition

me, realizing in the middle of telling the truth that with a small lie I have the funniest proof: C8

lol

that's hilarious!