If I had two nickels for every time I was struck by a motor vehicle this year I'd have two nickels
this time it was a crappy little smart car blowing a red light while i walked to the local chicken place
All I wanted was some nuggies and a damn clown car almost put me on a t-shirt smh
Fucker clipped me and kept going because of course they did
Fucker clipped me and kept going because of course they did
I'm fine. Nothings broken, just kinda sore and Bothered.
that's two too many nickles still!
Tbh I've probably been trampled by livestock that weighed more than that thing
I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY goddamn
it's okay I'm invincible. Apparently
Wish I knew why I was a magnet for this shit tho
the world is trying to isekai you
what the heckie!!!
🤝 in being hit or almost hit by drivers not paying fucking attention when you have the right of way.
🤝 this is not a thing I'd want another person to share solidarity in but I'm here for you
ALSO YEAH ID LIKE THE WORLD TO. STOP TRYING THAT?!
I almost miss the druggies at toys r us trying to stab me... knives are easier to deal with than cars orz
I've been almost hit way too many times at this one crosswalk near my house it's ridiculous. (and I shan't get into the time I got hit by a doctor going home in front of the hospital)