When I was reaching for the mop to take it out of the bucket so I could go fill it with water, the bathroom door creeeeeeaked open like I was in a horror movie. My reaction resulted in Mom defending herself with an 'I needed to pee!'.

I'm going to go, idk, eat some cheese or something and go to bed. I never took the nap I thought about taking earlier. Dunno why/how I'm still awake.

at least you didn't scream?

There's that.