LMAO

i love that reaction

if this is just going to be a chain of 'get your friends arrested' then we're only a step away from Jerry trying to get us to hawk beauty products

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pyramid scheme jerry...

ANYWAY I'm thinking Morph might try to ignore this one, but given that they made a big deal about Christmas I'm sure it'll be very unusual if they suddenly isolate themself and try to avoid everyone right around the time parties are happening

so their odd behavior is going to be pretty obvious

HM

sounds like morph needs jesus. hey wanna come to church on christmas day????

ffff incredible

no Morph is a heathen that has already rejected religion

Time to turn Kurt in for something-

WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER LOL

Kurt and Morph caught in a loop

Jerry might get suspicious that we're gaming his MLM

kissmas

morph and Kurt just rotating each other in and out fast enough to generate electricity

that's one way to crash the system

Morph might try going to a Kissmas party or two before the paranoia gets really bad...... but probably end up ducking out early or something

oh morph and quentin got the same sentence looks like!

maybe it's like chess. if Kurt and morph swap the same position six times in a row expi ends in a stalemate.

oh shit THIS IS A PYRAMID SCHEME

scott just like 'all my teammates got sentenced in the past two months'

oh wait he doesn't technically know about rogue

sneaky her

sorry the team is a mess Scott

morph and Quentin solving the real purpose of the pyramid scheme

i mean to simulation

Jerry is just trying to get everyone sentenced smh

i guess it's scott's turn----

if Douman finds out, he'll offer Morph to use him

You'd have to really twist Morph's arm into turning Douman in

what if douman turns himself in on morph's behalf.......

romantic I mean, ahem

lovey dovey babies

yeah, what if??

look Morph is fine, who cares if they have panic attacks and keep trying to stab their friends

first tells him he wants to break up before they can become anything, then goes to steal his sentence

see this is why Morph didn't believe him!!

see this is why Morph is an idiot! <<<Douman

Morph had a good reason!!! being a little paranoid is way better than letting Kurt turn into a statue

though maybe if the pyramid scheme keeps going we can eventually devolve the sentence down to 'slap yourself on the forehead'

that's such a nonsense scheme that Douman'd just barely be convinced that it works aka he'd play along

LOL I don't think it would occur to Morph while they're dealing with the paranoia but hey, maybe it works that way

what if the paranoia has them attack Douman and round two of their first encounter ensues?

yesss I like that idea, they would absolutely take a swing or two at him

sweet