(Brought to you by Dad apparently managing to hurt himself a few days ago and only now saying anything about it. He's been hauled off to the ER.)

Because testosterone

In other words: THEY ARE DUMB

When I went 'Why are men like this?!' at my sister, James kept his mouth shut. He knew better than to say a thing. XD;

Good boy

because stupid is stored in the balls

I hope he's OK

Mom and Sarah are finally home. (At ten at night.) Dad gets an overnight stay in the hospital because of course he does.