lubbock is nice this time of year

we can be RL BFFs!!

oooh me too

jess, don't tease. ben, bring it on.

we can show you all the Lubbock hot spots.

...which isn't anything, really. But we have a really cool dirt mound here. Eh? Ehhhh?

that sounds a lot worse in her head than it probably should have.

"I've got the Lubbock hot spot right here..."

fig fig!

that should be on the cover of cosmopolitan "we can show you all the lubbock hot spots" and "50 new ways to please your lubbock"

and "make your lubbock beg for more"

well, there is a hot mound or something

no one's ever called it a "hot mound" before. that's a little *too* crass.

anyway, if you wait 'til I have a home again, ben, you'll be welcome to crash on our floor, since we won't have a couch indefinitely.

oh, oops, i combined two plurks

don't worry, ben, there'll be instructions on the mirror to call 911.

you really should come visit. I can't offer a place to crash. There's kinda enough here to keep you entertained for maybe 3 days.

*I can't offer a place to crash, though. 's what I meant to type.