Smurf is a dirty verb though. You know this, right?

Let me check my urban dictionary. Jeez, is daffy duck dirty too?

but can I plurk your smurf?

Yikes! Purkettes with purient posts!

Crap! That means the women here are going to Highlander each other: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! AAAHHHRRGG!

this conversation.

watch out, BucketJen, I'mma gonna cutta your head off. Hold still.

rarely holds still for anything. Flail!!!!!

There can be only one Plurkette, so ... you know, I gotta do what I gotta do.

plurk are not exactly smurf do we should new rules. Either that or you have to go.

also that typing from her phone can be tricky. And no edit key on mobile.