support StokeMonkey wherever he can

to support StokeMonkey but can't condone drug use!

drugs of all kinds. StokeMonkey runs a clean campaign and a clean life.

the next phase of stokemonkey's campaign should involve finding a controversial running mate.

you should ask SIDT Sam

he needs to speak with sorgatron to release a new campaign video.

very close to picking a new running mate.

quite capable of being a press secretary ...

have to work on getting him to speak on camera. www.shouldidrinkthat.com...

just hired rockinprgirl as his press secretary.

sweeeeeet

the job pays well. rockinprgirl needs her Panera.

The job will pay great as soon as im elected

just remember, you never inhaled. she's just an intern.

and Starbucks BurghBaby

Right. Just inhaled an intern. Got it.

cannibalism is illegal here.

StokeMonkey: I have seen the opposite sir....

Doesn't count. I'm a monkey. Well, Part monkey anyway.

an exclusive interview.

I can grant that ..., but you'll have to provide me with a copy of questions prior to said interview,

Definitely no questions about drugs, cannibalism or interns. Absolutely not.

rockinprgirl was an excellent choice as press secretary.

squee. Here's a banana.

sorgatron08.com could have something very soon on this...