I think it's pretty funny.

no.

I am not Starra. I am Oyashiro-sama.

I AM YOUR GOD, DEAL WITHIT.

Or you know, go and have sex with Dawlish.

i'd rather hit Longbottom.

Neville would kick your fucking ass.

Neville would moan and writhe beneath me like he did last time

You douche.

Neville doesn't call me that

He calls you something that would get me banned from Plurk.

i know what Neville calls me

it true that the source of you and Harry's conflict is your bridled lust and sexual tension with one another?

that's what we want you to think

our actual one is filled with unbridled passion